To all newbies complaining about the lack of help they get on this board...
 

...have a look at the board's name. What did you expect?

There are plenty of newbie specific boards around (which I won't post here 'cos I don't want to piss Eric off :winkwink: ) - go to Google and do a search, it won't take you long to find them.

That's http://www.google.com :thumbsup

Thats whats newbees always have to first i think

SEARCH :Graucho

:( I typed http://www.google.com in my email and it won't send I must be doing something wrong

You must download internet first

c mon guys leave the newbies alone....


we were newbies before... just give them a break

Don't ever let anyone tell you you're ignorant in your creativity.
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where do i download internet ?

Search the FUCKING GOOGLE

you dont have to download internet. aol has it all and you can get 1000 free hours of aol free!

:1orglaugh

go here: http://www.thaicybersoft.com/downloa...wser/SuperBot/

and download superbot. start it and choose URL: "http://www.dmoz.org" and set "levels" to 9999999

You double click on "computer", then right click on "C" drive, and select "delete" from the popup menu. :1orglaugh

Place 12 GFY threads inside and set to High for 10 minutes. Allow to cool, then enjoy your instant adult webmaster business.
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My modem lights are flashing, is someone trying to hack me?

I like a woman that can cook... :p

Well I'm suprised how many lurkers are afraid to ask questions -- nobody will eat you alive unless you pay them to...

it may take a while... depending on how may people are online.

one of the new classics... what'd that guy come back three times?