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Pete-KT 08-22-2006 10:15 PM

Bought BoyAlley his First Female
 
I bought Boy Alley a HOTT female escort hopin i can get him laid so he can see what its like.Instead he takes her to the mall and goes shopping and then sends her on his way. No breaking this guy

BoyAlley 08-22-2006 10:17 PM

I bought shoes.

crockett 08-22-2006 10:17 PM

you should have bought him a tranny

BoyAlley 08-22-2006 10:19 PM

http://www.alleybucks.com/promo/mydiesels.jpg

Ice 08-22-2006 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT
I bought Boy Alley a HOTT female escort hopin i can get him laid so he can see what its like.Instead he takes her to the mall and goes shopping and then sends her on his way. No breaking this guy

I wouldn't call Mike Vega in a wig a "HOTT" female escort :winkwink:

BoyAlley 08-22-2006 10:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice
I wouldn't call Mike Vega in a wig a "HOTT" female escort :winkwink:

He had a giant inverted vagina.

Ice 08-22-2006 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
He had a giant inverted vagina.

:eek7 :party-smi

sharp 08-22-2006 10:23 PM

hahaha :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

madawgz 08-22-2006 10:24 PM

meee 3 meee 3 :winkwink:

BoyAlley 08-22-2006 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
meee 3 meee 3 :winkwink:

Aren't you a virgin? Even I, Teh BoyAlley, have had more pussy than you.

Muahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pete-KT 08-22-2006 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice
I wouldn't call Mike Vega in a wig a "HOTT" female escort :winkwink:


Thats a good one, but it wasnt mike We tried he wouldn't go for it

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-22-2006 10:28 PM

boyalley, i thought gays had good taste in clothing... those shoes are HIDEOUS

Ice 08-22-2006 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
boyalley, i thought gays had good taste in clothing... those shoes are HIDEOUS

I know he should have talked to bdjuf before buying them. :winkwink:

BoyAlley 08-22-2006 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
boyalley, i thought gays had good taste in clothing... those shoes are HIDEOUS

Gays do have good taste, breeders don't, which is why you think they're ugly.

:2 cents:

BoyAlley 08-22-2006 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice
I know he should have talked to bdjuf before buying them. :winkwink:

ICE! You look so thexy now with your "ice blue" handle. :winkwink:

Ice 08-22-2006 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
ICE! You look so thexy now with your "ice blue" handle. :winkwink:

I was sexy before the blue :)

BoyAlley 08-22-2006 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pete-KT
Thats a good one, but it wasnt mike We tried he wouldn't go for it

He just wasn't drunk enough......... :(

BoyAlley 08-22-2006 10:45 PM

It takes 12 beers to convert a breeder into a temporary "ok you can suck my dick but i'm not sucking yours" gay homosexual. :2 cents:

jOE =D 08-22-2006 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley

Those shoes are weird

JD 08-22-2006 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
It takes 12 beers to convert a breeder into a temporary "ok you can suck my dick but i'm not sucking yours" gay homosexual. :2 cents:

hmmm I'd say a bottle of 151 for me. 12 beers would only make me bone a fat chick

sniperwolf 08-22-2006 11:57 PM

I agree, I know gays and bis that have really good taste in almost everything.. :)

L0rdJuni0r 08-23-2006 12:18 AM

he'll come around one day... :winkwink:

rodney25 08-23-2006 01:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
boyalley, i thought gays had good taste in clothing... those shoes are HIDEOUS


Don't say that. You just don't know how that would fit on his pink satin pajama. :pimp

donross 08-23-2006 03:13 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh this thread entertains me... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Scott McD 08-23-2006 03:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Aren't you a virgin? Even I, Teh BoyAlley, have had more pussy than you.

Muahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ouch !! :1orglaugh

Malicious Biz 08-23-2006 03:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
He had a giant inverted vagina.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Malicious Biz 08-23-2006 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
boyalley, i thought gays had good taste in clothing... those shoes are HIDEOUS

Quoted for truth
Those shoes are all kinds of fucked up.

Here's what you should've bought:
http://imagecache2.allposters.com/im...rs-Posters.jpg
Hotlinken

:winkwink: :winkwink: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

MikeVega 08-23-2006 07:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ice
I wouldn't call Mike Vega in a wig a "HOTT" female escort :winkwink:

I would have done it but Pete was cheap and wouldn't meet my Rate ...plus I'm afraid of rejection ...:(

MaDalton 08-23-2006 07:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley


i like the shoes - does that make me gay? :helpme

Madame0120 08-23-2006 09:24 AM

I haven't had a virgin gay guy since 1976.

http://www.dearmadame.com/images/fun...ndike%2002.jpg

Next time hire an ole Fag Hag, we know how to get the job done!

Madame0120 08-23-2006 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton
i like the shoes - does that make me gay? :helpme

Not at all. However, it does show you have crap taste in footwear.

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-23-2006 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malicious Biz
Quoted for truth
Those shoes are all kinds of fucked up.

Here's what you should've bought:
:winkwink: :winkwink: :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

doesn't potter have those shoes?

gimo33 08-23-2006 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
Aren't you a virgin? Even I, Teh BoyAlley, have had more pussy than you.

Muahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ouch.....


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