easiest way to get rid of a body?
 

post away thanks! I need tips fast!

eat it, then you will become a people person

You'll need a shovel, an axe, a remote location and two bags of lime.

go to the police station near you and tell them you have a body you need to get rid of ASAP

they will take care of it

Call the cops, they will come with the morgue dudes and take it away for ya.

Bleach... ammonia... alley....


problem solved

please explain...

ive heard the lime stories.. but bleach and amonia? and an alley?

im not too quick today, is this a joke?

Feed it to pigs, and I don't mean cops.

post on gfy that they hate jews - someone will take care of it for sure

Pig farm

Mixing bleach and ammonia makes chlorine gas.

Pig farm.
WG

burn it....

Feed it to Sleazydream.
NC

hrm, pig fgarm seems to be popular.. however, you need to own a pig farm to have access or sneak in to one at night... but i would assume the pigs would make quite alot of noise getting a treat like this at 2a.m....

pig farm is a far streatch and opens you for plenty of room for error.....

kind of line with the pig farm idea... good thinking tho

Chipper/Shredder on the back of a boat....then get out the poles and catch some dinner!

Is there a big body of water around? If so cut them up and toss it, you have to crack the skull and take the teeth so if they find the person they won't be able to tell who it is.

:)

dna will be left behind. recipts for the chipper, then the chipper goes missing.. makes you an instant suspect.

who drives a boat with a chipper on the back? makes for interesting viwing by alot of locals and witnesses

i get the teeth part, but the skull cracking? why?

When I was a kid some guy had rented a chipper to chop up his wife and fired her into a local reservoir. He did a half ass job hosing the thing out and the rental company found a piece of finger stuck in the thing.

Call Harvey Keitel aka "Mr. Wolf"










Just don't give him shit for being Jewish.

tie it to a big rock and let it go down the cean.....

put it into ant hill

http://www.coolfamily.com/Siberia/27...ant%20hill.JPG

lol thats kinda funny in a sick way.










btw, this thread is for entertainment purposes only! any local police or anything shal treat this as such and in no way take this thread seriously. I have retianed a lawyer anyways, so if you wish to contact me for questioning, i aint saying shit.

you ned to be somewhere where they didnt see the deceased go in.
plus you need it to be secluded.

hang the body in the tub/shower

make a cut on each calf and let the blood drain for about 45 minutes.

when it's good and empty then you can start cutting and quartering.
that way there is no splatter.

now your going to need a big pot.

begin boiling the parts until its just bone and mush.

bag up the bones and goop into about 10 or 11 garbage bags.

drive to a distant town, hopefully one thats pretty big.
Now begin dumping the bags, each in a different dumpster around town.

drive back and cleanup any spots and run the water in the tub for a good hour or so.

wood chipper.:thumbsup

i live in myrtle beach.. im sittin beside the ocean

55 gallon drum, 20 bags of quick concrete.

chop up the body and layer it into the concrete in the drum.. meanin drop a leg in.. pour in some con.. drop an arm in.. pour in some more..

untill the entire body is encased in the drum.. filled with concrete.

load the drum on the boat.. wave to the fishermen..

hit the open seas.. 5 miles out.. kerplunk

see ya

also.. somethin everone forgets.. besure to put a whole in the lungs.. if not they can swell and explode and you dont want that to happen.. its not a pretty site.

a big helium balloon and some duct tape

hmm

has JTF posted today?

first stab the stomach releasing much of the gasses then wrap it in chicken wire along with some large stones and drop it in the ocean, the chicken wire alows the little fish beasties to start recycling the body, but stops parts floating off and surfacing. Also by dropping far out in the ocean rather than closer inland, the tides will make the search for the body more difficult if anyone happens to sees you.
But when it is all said and done, CSI will figure things out if they find the body.

Put it in some guy's swamp in Indiana....

if your in Florida just throw it on any swamp and blame the gators

That was one of the best movies ;)lol

Just make sure you don't use a gun as the deadly weapon because crocs don't carry guns...the police won't believe they killed them:)

Why skimp on theatrics when you could feed it to...

Piranha!

http://www.sysf.physto.se/~klere/piranha/pir_idx.gif http://www.sysf.physto.se/~klere/piranha/pir_idx.gif http://www.sysf.physto.se/~klere/piranha/pir_idx.gif

So you can get the teeth out.


:)

This thread is pure Pimpd0g entraintement back again. Thanks... it's been a long time with all theses bullshit non creative fake drama threads lately ;)

I wonder if it really works, or just makes a good movie plot?:winkwink:

No it's true, pigs will eat anything

and Please Kids, DONT TRY THIS AT HOME:Graucho

depending ont eh siez oe the person...drain blood as per shok.
cut into halves...put them in hockey bas they can hold about 75 pounds or so.

go out into the swamp..and bury them...nature will take care of it.

clean your house with liquid nitrogen....especially the bathroom etc

just throw it on everything..it denatures the dna so no trace possible

It's true... grind it and feed it to pigs at a pig farm. On a Cold Case Files epidosde last week and that's how three brothers and a couple of their friends disposed of two hunters that they got into fisticuffs with. The beat the two hunters to death with bats. The only reason they got busted was because they started talking about the incident some 13 years after it happened while they were drinking in a bar. True story... scary stuff.

Here's a link to the tv show and a synopsis about that particular episode:

http://www.aetv.com/cold_case_files/...episode=137922

A guy in the Vancouver area did it over 20 years to like 60 prosititutes... The investigation took years, was kinda weird because it all came out the same time Snatch did.

burn and bury...he'll become fertilizer faster

empty drum and acid