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kmanrox 08-20-2006 12:56 PM

How K-Man and dirtywhiteboy get down.. (PIC)(+TRANNIES)(+GIRL)
 
So basically upon returning home from Brazil I needed to immerese myself back into Thai whoreship. So what a better way then to hit up my chief niggga down in Pattaya?

First night tally:

Me, DWB, AussieFriend + 1 girl +1 tranny
Ended after 4 hours of every sick position we could imagine... Got the tranny to fist herself, and also jam the plasitc fist dildo i got in amsterdam up in her... Ended with DWM creampieng the chick, propped and position as to not lose any load outside of her then i followed up to complete the double creampie (we sent her to get tested before, there's 24hr clinics)

At 430am after DWB went home, me and AF were chillin on the balcony knocking back some Chang beer and we see this drunken whore tripping over herself. We thought this couldnt be safe and she should come up and fuck us till shes sober.

Tore her up. Went to sleep.

Sunday:

DWB and I meet up, head out for another freakfest. Run into a freak he knows that will let trannies rawdog her... DWB has the trick round up some trannies who are willing to fuck a girl.

Back at the pad, there's tranny and this hooker dancing on the in-house stripper pole, actin' up... DWB gets in the buff and lowers the pimphand.. The Time is NOW!

.... so there's bodies all over the couch ... the only one of the trannies could get it up for the girl, and no creampie.... but she did fuck her... so i banged both trannies while DWB banged the chick for a bit... We got kinda perturbed that the trannies couldnt creampie the gutterwhore so after i banged the chick and DWB was getting blown by the darker tranny, we very-almost simultaneously busted in the tranny's eyeballs... that was their payback for false advertising... (DWB had them all lined up arm to arm on the bed)...

DWB took this photo so he was behind the cam.... me and the freakfarm:

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7...tsdownsfu8.jpg

Hooligan 08-20-2006 12:57 PM

thats hardcore!

The Ghost 08-20-2006 12:57 PM

Sounds about right :thumbsup

Hooligan 08-20-2006 12:57 PM

k-man, serious question please: which STDs have you got?

Phoenix 08-20-2006 12:58 PM

you are NUTZ...lol

see you in the dam for new years?

fris 08-20-2006 12:58 PM

didnt know you like the cock

2HousePlague 08-20-2006 01:00 PM

Quote:

At 430am after DWB went home, me and AF were chillin on the balcony knocking back some Chang beer and we see this drunken whore tripping over herself. We thought this couldnt be safe and she should come up and fuck us till shes sober.
That's awful samaritan of ya -- :thumbsup

2hp

CDSmith 08-20-2006 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris
didnt know you like the cock

Christ, my 90 yr old neighbor knows Kman loves the cock, and he doesn't even own a computer.

DWB 08-20-2006 01:02 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

And it does not end there... I have a FUCKING BEAUTIFUL milf under my desk sucking my cock RIGHT NOW. I'm gonna let her suck until she begs for it, then shove it in her ass until she weeps or pays me to stop.

Kman saw her right before the Falang smacked into the garbage truck. :1orglaugh He's not into MILF's so this one I get all by myself.

xclusive 08-20-2006 01:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hooligan
k-man, serious question please: which STDs have you got?

might be easier to list the ones he doesn't have lol

kmanrox 08-20-2006 01:03 PM

oh shit, we discovered a new fetish... the dark skinned tranny that couldnt get it up.... she went over to the marble stripper stage, and was lying face down doing something... while we were scrogging me and DWB are like WTF is that skank doing? turns out she was humping it... and then blew load on it... all it took to get her to bust was some cold marble... go figure... says alot for me, DWB and the chick also i guess...

DWB 08-20-2006 01:06 PM

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Originally Posted by xclusive
might be easier to list the ones he doesn't have lol

I will have you know that the girl from the night before made he and I BOTH go to the clinic with her. Everyone was clean, so everyone played durty. Yes... even Kman was clean as a whistle.

Roald 08-20-2006 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox

DWB took this photo so he was behind the cam.... me and the freakfarm:

http://img233.imageshack.us/img233/7...tsdownsfu8.jpg

Neon is soooo 80's

lazycash 08-20-2006 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris
didnt know you like the cock

You can't be serious, he's been telling tranny rimjob stories for four years on here and had a swinging cock in his sig for a year.

Gunni 08-20-2006 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by kmanrox
(we sent her to get tested before, there's 24hr clinics)

Don't mean to burst your bubble or anything but it is generally acknowledged that it can take 3 months for the HIV virus to become active before it shows up on tests, in the meanwhile people that are infected are just carriers.

so if the girl had unprotected sex with someone in the last 3 months she might be a carrier...

Hooligan 08-20-2006 01:08 PM

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Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
Yes... even Kman was clean as a whistle.

but what from the way back? doesnt he atleast have herpes?

Hooligan 08-20-2006 01:13 PM

c'mon dude, fess up.

BusterBunny 08-20-2006 01:16 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :pimp :helpme

Sly 08-20-2006 01:18 PM

DWB, any pics of the MILF? I have no idea what a Thai MILF would look like.

fantabulous 08-20-2006 01:18 PM

Wow :thumbsup

kmanrox 08-20-2006 01:24 PM

this here photo contains a few things... The Fist, the vibrator with dookie on the tip, a water bottle (for no particular reason), the barbed analator, the mega buttplug, the base of the stripper pole, and the now infamous apparently erotic Cold Marble..

http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/8308/toyswt0.jpg

DWB 08-20-2006 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly
DWB, any pics of the MILF? I have no idea what a Thai MILF would look like.

Not yet. She is very sexy... D tits... hips... pretty face... wow. 30 years old, and HORNY.

Martin 08-20-2006 01:46 PM

Bunch of sick fucks LOL

The Ghost 08-20-2006 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
this here photo contains a few things... The Fist, the vibrator with dookie on the tip, a water bottle (for no particular reason), the barbed analator, the mega buttplug, the base of the stripper pole, and the now infamous apparently erotic Cold Marble..

http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/8308/toyswt0.jpg

Last time I used the 'bottle of water gag', the girl shit all over the bed :Oh crap

BusterBunny 08-20-2006 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
this here photo contains a few things... The Fist, the vibrator with dookie on the tip, a water bottle (for no particular reason), the barbed analator, the mega buttplug, the base of the stripper pole, and the now infamous apparently erotic Cold Marble..

http://img307.imageshack.us/img307/8308/toyswt0.jpg

pooplicious :Oh crap

DatingGold 08-20-2006 01:52 PM

They don't even cut it as trannies.

VicD 08-20-2006 01:54 PM

i like it the hard way :)

LiveDose 08-20-2006 01:55 PM

Wow, my sex life is pretty normal. Thank god!

marketsmart 08-20-2006 01:59 PM

now, i am all down with people choosing their own sexual adventures without casting any judgement, but i have to say i found the whole story rather disturbing....

DWB 08-20-2006 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGold
They don't even cut it as trannies.

:1orglaugh You would know boss.

tony286 08-20-2006 02:02 PM

condoms where are the condoms?

kmanrox 08-20-2006 02:03 PM

2 night trip statistics:

3 trannies
5 chicks
1 bj at the bj bar
1 double creampie
2 anal fistings
3 poop nuggets gone amock
1 bottle of astroglide
1 bottle of whisky
18 large bottles of water
1 cialis

i dont think i could fuck again tonight even if i tried...

DWB 08-20-2006 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tony404
condoms where are the condoms?

In that pic... hmmmmm... I think on Kmans cock. Didn't make any sense for anyone else to wear one at the time, and his camera is pretty low risk so I was not wearing one during the time of this photo.

kmanrox 08-20-2006 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy
In that pic... hmmmmm... I think on Kmans cock. Didn't make any sense for anyone else to wear one at the time, and his camera is pretty low risk so I was not wearing one during the time of this photo.

ehm... the camera is actually very high risk... i'll tell you about it another time lol!!

DWB 08-20-2006 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
2 night trip statistics:

3 trannies
5 chicks
1 bj at the bj bar
1 double creampie
2 anal fistings
3 poop nuggets gone amock
1 bottle of astroglide
1 bottle of whisky
18 large bottles of water
1 cialis

i dont think i could fuck again tonight even if i tried...

I just creampied my MILF in 5 minutes flat and sent her to clean my bathroom.

So... Add...

1 more chick
1 more creampie
1 cleaned bathroom

Oh... I got a BJ and a fuck at that first bar, so you gotta add those as well.

And 1 power outage.

kmanrox 08-20-2006 02:12 PM

3 meatball subs
2 Pizzas
2 hamburgers
2 frosties
20 chicken nuggets
5 miles of walking along the beach trolling for streetwhores
1 learning of a new service at a local hair salon 'Hair Straighted 200baht'
1 swallowing of pent up tranny load by AF.

....

kmanrox 08-20-2006 02:13 PM

2.5 rubbers

Hooligan 08-20-2006 02:13 PM

kman, please list the stds that you have.

seriously. i'm doing a research on this kind of lifestyle.

kmanrox 08-20-2006 02:14 PM

1 arab autograph seeker

OG LennyT 08-20-2006 02:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
we very-almost simultaneously busted in the tranny's eyeballs... that was their payback for false advertising... (DWB had them all lined up arm to arm on the bed)...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

kmanrox 08-20-2006 02:18 PM

8 salad tossings
15 toe suckings
2 tranny fingers in K-Man's ass... Bangkok Surprise

DWB 08-20-2006 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
1 arab autograph seeker

FUUUCCCKKK!!!! I forgot about that guy. That freaked me out man, seriously.

I had this guy call me out tonight from knowing me from DVDs or the web or something. He was some middle eastern guy with a camouflage jacket on and Chips shades with greasy hair. NOT the typical fan that I come across, it really made me feel uneasy.

Like if I said "Yes, it's me" he would have opened his jacket and shown me the bombs wrapped around him.... maybe I exploited his woman or something in another country... a bastard baby... who knows... BOOM!!!!!

It's time for racial profiling.......

lagwagon 08-20-2006 02:20 PM

that is hardcore, no doubt.

buddyjuf 08-20-2006 02:20 PM

Kman you are fucking insane... :1orglaugh

DWB 08-20-2006 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kmanrox
2 tranny fingers in K-Man's ass... Bangkok Surprise

I would like to note that NOTHING was put in MY ass all weekend.

RAM 08-20-2006 02:23 PM

You are my Hero

kmanrox 08-20-2006 02:23 PM

shit D, i forgot, again.. to get them to all piss on my face in the jacuzzi... and btw AF was wrong, the jacuzzi water does work... dont know wtf he was talkin about..

kmanrox 08-20-2006 02:25 PM

RAM, wish u were here brutha!

MaDalton 08-20-2006 02:29 PM

i hope my mom never finds GFY - she would forbid me to come here :1orglaugh

Malicious Biz 08-20-2006 02:30 PM

This thread is good wholesome family entertainment.:1orglaugh :1orglaugh


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