Vengeance and a Bike Lock
 

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Despite all of my self-abuse, I do have a healthy side. I ride my bike 7 miles to the gym every other day and work out for about two hours.

A big problem being an owner of a decent bike in a metropolitan area is theft. In the last three years I?ve had three bikes stolen and each time I?ve replaced it with a progressively bigger bike that moved up in tandem with progressively bigger bike locks. Trek became Gary Fisher and now Gary Fisher is a Cannondale. Now my lock of choice is the Ongaurd Brute Bitbull?a lock which is so big and burley I need to carry it around in a backpack.

A few days ago I am walking out of the gym in the middle of the afternoon with my keys in hand ready to unlock my bike. To my surprise, when I reach the bike rack, some black dude is shaking the bike like he?s possessed in a vain attempt to exorcize it from the pole.

So I walk up, ?Let me show you a trick to get that off faster??

He steps back, I swiftly unlock the Pitbull, snap it back together, and swing the business end of it straight into his jaw. Stunned, he steps back. Blood spatterings and bits of teeth cover Wilshire. I?m a little in shock that I had fucked him up so bad. I already had the lock poised ready to strike again, so I brought it down on his head in a second and even more wicked blow.

I don?t even think that he knew what had happened. By this point the various people meandering around the streets of the Miracle Mile were starting to stare as some skinhead fuck was beating the life of some poor black crackhead, so I threw the lock back into my backpack and bounced.

When I got home I washed the blood and bits of flesh off of it.

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excellent.

A story with a happy ending... always a treat to read. :thumbsup Poor blacktard didn't know what hit him :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

nice one" some pissed up chav tried to take my Kona from outside the local shop a few years back I should have hit him but I had my hands full trying to pay for stuff. He followed me back in the shop and started going "I weren't trying to nick your bike I was just moving it so no-one stole it bruv!" fucking pikies!

you can't even leave a bike outside a shop here for 1minute

hope your lock wasnt damaged:Oh crap

haha fuck i hope that story was true, that kicks ass!

Fuck that thief. Glad you finally caught one in the act.

Shoulda nailed him again for bleeding all over your good lock.

ha that'll fucking teach him a lesson...hope that word spreads quickly that bikers aren't people to fuck with :thumbsup

That's excellent! :zzwhip WTG Jay.

Yeah ..maybe next time this thief will carry a gun. ^^

Guy had it coming, I wonder how many bikes he's stolen this year... You got to live the universal dream of catching the thief in the act :winkwink:

"It would be worth him doing it, just so I could catch him doing it..."

haha I love it.. rightfully so.

OMG, youre a fuckin Brut, Dude


and yet, Kudos...

:thumbsup

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haha good shit man! should've put a boot to his nuts just for GP :winkwink:

a fucking men he will think twice before trying that again.

Hahaha...thanks.

Nice! Theifs are fucking stupid sometimes. The second you took off that lock I would have ran like fuck

Nice story, thanks.

Well written blog there, jay. :)

Damn theives.

Two years ago I'm at a tit bar in Daytona, had a shark on the roof, forget the name. Anyway there's some hardcore bikers next to my friend and I at the bar. Suddenly one waves his arms, yells shut-up and stares at his pager. Gets a big grin on his face and 5-6 of them run from the bar.

Fifteen minutes later they're back laughing, pounding beers and talking about stomping the fuck out of two guys trying to steal a Harley.

Instead of an annoying siren alarm this guy had one that called his pager. Why scare the guy away when you can get a silent notification that someone needs their ass kicked.

useless w/o pics! :)

Are you 100% possitive you didnt damage the bike lock... some of those things are expensive

Lol stupid chavs, havn't they got anything better to do!!! :321GFY

Nice one Jay :thumbsup

RFLOL - I saw this right when you posted it on your blog

that guy was sooooo stupid, but I cant believe you beat him up. But I guess its pretty smart to post on GFY - Don't Mess with JAY!!!

PS... Want to Trade Links with The Masturbatorium? Pretty Puhleeeze? :winkwink:

Nice!!!! Good job Jay!

haha good stuff.

great stuff hahaha :1orglaugh