Where do babies come from?
 

Little Jack in first grade, asks the teacher where babies come from. She says the stork brings them. He goes "That's a bird, right?" "Yes." "Skinny-looking, with long legs?" "Yes." "Log, read beak?" "Yes." "Black and white feathers?" "Yes." "Get the fuck out of here, dad would never fuck such a thing!"

Ha! Funny story
Imagine, i never told my daughter such fairy tales.
She is 5 and she knows everything.