* PT II to my - JOKE for Everyone - *
 

Same guy gets on a different elevator.

This time a good looking lady is on it and he wants to make small talk, so he says, "excuse me Miss, but you smell nice. What do you have on?"

The lady replies, "Chanel #5, and thank you".

She wants to repay the compliment, so she says "you smell nice also, what do you have on?"

He says, "I have a hard-on, but I didn't know you could smell it!"



*courtesy of cappyd

I still preferred the feet one... :winkwink:

PT 1

http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=645002

This one is not dey funnay. =(

heh.. yea that was better,

Have to agree not that funny

Did he lick her snapper?

Not bad. :thumbsup