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RayBonga

08-16-2006 05:07 AM

Church guard arrested for sex with corpse

Quote:

A man working at a church northwest of Stockholm has been remanded in custody for a very, very unsavoury deed.

The man, who is in his 40s and who was working at the church as a security guard, was arrested by police on suspicion of opening a coffin and having sex with a female corpse.

"I am shocked," said a priest in the parish, according to Expressen.

A week ago, police detained the man after they found an open coffin awaiting burial in the church's crypt. Near the unlocked coffin police found empty beer cans.

"The lock was off and the body was lying in a position it should not be in," said an unnamed police officer to Expressen. "We suspect that the guard has assaulted the dead woman."

The man is being held for breaking burial laws and could face to up to two years in jail.

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DaddyHalbucks

08-16-2006 05:08 AM

Yipes, that's really odd.

Mr.Right - Banned For Life

08-16-2006 05:13 AM

Some people are just not right in the head.

JFK	08-16-2006 05:17 AM

this thread is useless without pics:Oh crap

GregE

08-16-2006 06:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK

this thread is useless without pics:Oh crap

That's alright, I think I'll take a pass on those pictures :(

free4porn

08-16-2006 06:56 AM

thats just wrong

Jarmusch

08-16-2006 07:15 AM

They say beer makes ugly women look beautiful, but this is a little too much.

Jarmusch

08-16-2006 07:16 AM

http://staff.washington.edu/leigh/ca...r_goggles3.jpg

msan	08-16-2006 07:23 AM

Man, that's sick!!

carol.prime

08-16-2006 07:32 AM

What's happenin' with the world?! That is so wrong! Eewwwwwww! :disgust

Tdog	08-16-2006 07:34 AM

"We suspect that the guard has assaulted the dead woman."

How do you assult a dead woman?

nAtuRaLbEautY

08-16-2006 08:20 PM

yikes...almost made me pop :disgust :disgust :disgust

L-Pink

08-16-2006 08:25 PM

Wonder what she looked like ......

Spunky

08-16-2006 08:26 PM

I love the dead before they're cold,their rotting flesh for me to hold

GatorB

08-16-2006 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Wonder what she looked like ......

Um....DEAD perhaps?

notabook

08-16-2006 08:36 PM

I don't see why it really should be that big of a crime. Sure it's disgusting but the dead ain't complaining. Also corpses don't scream "no, please stop!" so it's all good. :thumbsup

Vitasoy

08-16-2006 08:47 PM

What a sick ass mofo

Sydney_AWP

08-16-2006 08:50 PM

he's insane maniac ...ewwww :disgust

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE

08-16-2006 08:54 PM

Do you like the Ouija, we dance
Blood, flesh, romance
Right there, right in front of the tomb
Beautiful, horrific, and the moon
Dead flesh, crazy hormones
Me with a hard dick
Her with her neck broke
We did the tango, she breathed
She wiped blood on a killa's sleeve
Now I ain't ever been one to pass
She might be dead but she got a nice ass
Riding to the bone, I like dead meat
Wearing nothing but her panties
Shaking to the beat
So you like to dance
Is that magic
Is that your ass
In back I'm grabbing
You're getting kinda freaky
Biting on my neck
My heart is beating fast
My underwear's wet
And we danced...

Webby

08-16-2006 08:55 PM

That stuff is more common than appears to be known.

Know of one church (which was normally left unlocked) where they had to lock the doors because of problems like this.

Never actually caught anyone, but it's fairly certain there was more than one person involved (on differing occasions). The families were not told of these incidents.

BusterBunny

08-16-2006 08:56 PM

all i got handy is a good trip to the coroner...but i guess church could be a good place to hit up

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2006-...082/gofast.jpg

Supz	08-16-2006 09:40 PM

Thats just not right.

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