A truly bizarre crime...
 

BERLIN (Reuters) - Thieves in Germany stole 7,500 euros ($9,554) from a man by throwing feces at him from behind and then pick-pocketing him while they pretended to help clean up the mess, authorities said Monday.

After withdrawing 8,000 euros from a bank for a holiday the man was struck in the back of the neck by what he described as human feces, police in the central town of Giessen said.

"Immediately afterwards two large women came up to him from behind and claimed they had seen someone excreting down onto the street from above," police said in a statement.

The two women then began briskly wiping the filth from the man's clothing with paper towels they had with them. They were soon joined by a third man, who also came bearing paper towels.

Only when the man went to take his foul-smelling trousers to cleaners did he notice that 7,500 euros had been taken from his back pocket by one of the would-be helpers, police said.

This world is full of fuckin' freaks.

What is it with Germans and poop?!

That is one of most ingenious ways to rob someone... fucking awesome, completely unique as well. Bloody BRILLIANT!

he got shitpocketed

hahahhaha...............

Hahah, that's fucking classic! :)

Be ready to deal with copycat poopings.

What a shitty day for that old man..

Well shit happens.

Whatta a shitty day he had..

Poop is the only weapon not forbidden by law there. So innovative criminals have to use it to avoid higher penalties.

drive by pooping

and drive-by poopings if it ever makes it to LA.

hahaha that is so fucking wierd!

Yes that is bizarre

Right U R

It was unique, I'll say that.

:throwup

Think they been in Kopenhagen too:mad: :mad: not my money:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

crazy Germans lol

How did they know he had that much cash ?

poop for how much? 7,500 euros? Gross!

Better than getting shot

theirs some fucked up people in the world

bahahahaha! pretty clever though