Dell Recalls 4.1 million Laptop Batteries - They Can Catch Fires! Lawds Mercy!
 

Keep those laptops off your laps breeders, until you get new batteries!

http://money.cnn.com/2006/08/14/tech...ex.htm?cnn=yes

posted before faggot :P

Yeah I heard the terrorists were trying to track down stock.

Drunken Mussels Recipe

- 1 teaspoon of cooking oil
- a half of diced red bell pepper
- a half of diced small onion
- one half cup of your favorite tequila
- a quarter cup of water
- one piece of fresh lime juice
- ground black pepper (fresh)
- two pounds of fresh mussels, no beards and they should be scrubbed
- a half cup of fresh and chopped cilantro

You heat your large pot with oil in it. You cook your onion and your red pepper in the oil. You have to stir your ingredients for five minutes, tops. Then, you add the tequila, the lime juice, the water, jalapenos and the pepper. You stir them all together. When it comes to a boil, add your mussels in. Put a dash of cilantro in. You cover your pot and let it steam for about 3 or 4 minutes. If all the mussels are open, they're ready! Throw away the mussels that did not open up. There's your drunken mussels!

Let's talk about cookies. Cookies are tasty, especially peanut butter cookies.

boyalley paste all the smileys you have in this thread :)

God damn it, shellfish are anti-jewish! Cookies ain't! Are you a RACIST! But wait Jews aren't a race... uh... are you a .. FAG??? Yeah, that's right. I went there.

https://www.dellbatteryprogram.com

In case someone needs to know if their Dell battery is affected.

Mine is safe..Wahoo!!