My wife says I'm lazier than...
 

My wife says I'm lazier than all her friend's husbands.

I said, "YES!!! They all aspire to be me!!! I'm #1!!!"

Are you sure they're not banging your wife while they all aspire to be you ? maybe your laziness is in bed according to your wife ? :)

haha...I am so lazy I almost didn't finish this reply

enjoy what you'ved worked so hard for steve.

i normally bust ass hard during the times that my window of opportunity is open, then slow the roll during times that the window of opportunity is closed so i don't get burned out on the biz.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :thumbsup

you've already made it, you can be lazy now :winkwink:

I'm sure you got where you are by beeing lazy.

The GFY banner told me the duke of new york is no. 1 :(

can't wait till I can be lazy

The question is:

"Who does more money, you or your wife?"

ass kisser.....

ass kisser.......

wouldnt it be cocksucker?

Your reply should be that she gives the worst head out of all of your friends wives :1orglaugh

remind her that all your friends wives aspire to be her

OMG! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh now that is good!

Let's see just how lazy is Steve Lightspeed??

If your wife went away and asked you to take out the trash on trash day would you: a) know what day trash day is and b) know where you were supposed to put it?

LoL If you answered no to both of these questions chances are half of American Husbands look up to your lazy ass hehe

i stand corrected... why yes, it would be....

:thumbsup :1orglaugh


well, I just hope she'll really buy that.

It was just a joke people, my wife really doesn't say things like that.

Steve, tell her you are saving your energy, you need it for the high power thinking.

your a trip:1orglaugh

people know the quote changing thing already.

doh. you got me. you are sooooooo good.

i can never post on gfy again.

i am so sad.

Huh, I wanna be lazy. sittin on my boat with a fishin pole.