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Black Jack Town Orders Couple To Get Married Or Move

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Kansas City, MO (AHN) - A couple sues the town of Black Jack, Missouri after the town orders them to get married or move.

The petition says an ordinance prohibiting more than three people from living together if they are not related by blood, marriage or adoption is unconstitutional.

Olivia Shelltrack and Fondray Loving and their children moved into a five-bedroom home they had bought in the town earlier this year.

The couple have been living together for about 13 years, and have two children. Shelltrack has a 15-year-old daughter from a former relationship.

The complaint says Black Jack officials refused to give the family an occupancy permit for their home because they did not meet the city's definition of "family."

Tony Rothert, legal director of the American Civil Liberties Union of Eastern Missouri, says the city has threatened to fine the couple up to $500 a day.

Brenda Jones, executive director of the ACLU of Eastern Missouri, which is representing the family in the lawsuit, tells Reuters, "The city of Black Jack's behavior is both pompous and unconstitutional... Black Jack's attempt to criminals people's choice to live together as a family has earned international ridicule for Missouri."

This is from August 11th 2006 !!!!

Good thing Jack, Cindy & Janet didn't live there, or Mr. Furley would have been out his rent.
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No gays allowed there either then I guess.

But then again, who the fuck wants to live in a fucking state like Missouri anyway?

I say put a fence around the god damn state and let the rednecks continue to inbreed themselves into extinction.

Ahh the wonderful bible thumping middle american people are at it again.

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I say put a fence around the god damn state and let the rednecks continue to inbreed themselves into extinction.

Or we could always fence the gays into Key West and let them fuck each other's asshole inside out into extinction. The choice is yours. At least they can breed. What do you breed? marblized turds?

Damm that is just really stupid:disgust

I was up there for a grappling throwdown about 3 months ago. They looked at me like they have never seen an asian before. I would imagine me being 6' 1" 280lbs at the time had something to do with it.

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Originally Posted by Acne

What do you breed? marblized turds?

That has got to be the funniest line I've heard in awhile

San Fran or Boston they'd be more welcome and the kids wouldn't be as harassed. Right now their house is like Isreal. Pack the shit up and go, it will be along time before the "Show Me State" shows some acceptance.

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Originally Posted by BoyAlley

I'm still in favor of the entire South separating. Although, it would just be one more third world country the real USA would have to support.

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Originally Posted by Acne

What do you breed? marblized turds?

holy shit man! I'm laughing my ass off here :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

gurl u got stherved

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Originally Posted by Anthony

Party animal :1orglaugh