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NickPapageorgio 08-14-2006 07:11 AM

JoesHo does it again...Welcome Jack 2HP to the team!! Here we grow again!!
 
EARLMILLER.COM: The Earl Miller Organization wishes to welcome Jack "2HousePlague" Mardack to its team. Jack joins Earl Miller to help optimize and grow the company's traffic assets and to spearhead new offline marketing programs in suport of the Earl Miller sites and brand.

"Earl Miller is one of the most recognizable brands in Adult entertainment. The company has amazing content assets that drive a thriving paysite business, and an impressive collection of free web sites that see tons of traffic every day. That is an unusual combination of strengths. I am excitedly joining the organization to help maximise these assets and to create new marketing synergies between them, spanning both offline and online"

"I am very excited to have Jack on the team..." said Joe Jekel (VP of Acquisitions and Business Development) "We have several things planned that I think a man of Jack's abilities will be a perfect fit for, stay tuned and watch the announcements rolling out over these next few months, Our first line of DVD's will be hitting the stores soon from Earl Miller Studios "

"We have some revolutionary new software I am creating in my secret lab. We think Jack will be the guy to help us take them to the next level with his unique perspectives of marketing, SEO, and innovative skill level" said Boldy (COO & President)

"I am looking forward to having Jack out on the road assisting us with THE GREAT EARL MILLER CENTERFOLD SEARCH coming soon to a town near you" said Earl Miller (CEO) "We plan to offer contracts worth up to $150,000.00 a year for the right girls. We not only offer a website to the models but we can literally get them published and make them a star. We can offer a girl a chance that NO one else can offer them . We think Jack will be a valuable addition to this road team."

About Earl Miller Studios

Earl Miller is PENTHOUSE Magazine's most published photographer, a veteran shooter of Hollywood celebrities, and one of the most respected names in Adult Entertainment. EarlMiller.com is a premium adult entertainment web site, featuring thousands of the hottest images from the Earl Miller archive, and new scenes shot all over the world are added every week. The principals of Earl Miller Studios are Joe Jekel (Legendary Strip Club Operator), Boldy (One of the Adult Industry's Leading Technologists) and Earl Miller. Earl Miller Studios recently acquired AdultSeriesCash.com, a small but high-converting porn star and fetish site program.

Chris 08-14-2006 07:21 AM

hrmmm interesting to say the least.....

FuqALot 08-14-2006 07:33 AM

in a boring mood, i would have posted a dozen of random irrelevant images here

The Ghost 08-14-2006 07:35 AM

in on this one early......

:)

pradaboy 08-14-2006 07:38 AM

interesting to say the least

wdsguy 08-14-2006 08:38 AM

hahahahahahahaha

Sosa 08-14-2006 08:45 AM

umm well congrats

fris 08-14-2006 08:46 AM

i thought 2HP owned friendfinder?

JFK 08-14-2006 08:52 AM

Congrats to all:thumbsup

Vox 08-14-2006 08:54 AM

In the spirit of 2HP

http://www.sallad.net/blog/wp-conten...blog/loser.jpg

OMG Jim 08-14-2006 09:15 AM

Congrats 2HousePlague on the new position. You are lucky to be with such an awesome company. Hit me up anytime to discuss marketing.

I've been in the same position with AlmightyContent for almost a year now so I know how exciting the challenge is!

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Rui 08-14-2006 10:15 AM

Congratulations to both parties involved (specialy Jack) :)

2HousePlague 08-14-2006 10:19 AM

http://profitlabinc.com/SERVICE/EARL...arl-miller.jpg

Thank you, well-wishers.



2hp

Rankings 08-14-2006 10:20 AM

Very nice, Congrats to both parties, Jack is going to be a Great addition

fris 08-14-2006 10:22 AM

wonder if jack sold his share of friend finder

Helix 08-14-2006 10:40 AM

:thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup

fris 08-14-2006 10:42 AM

http://www.avnonline.com/imagearchiv...27231Jack1.pdf

american pervert 08-14-2006 10:42 AM

congrats, earl is a great guy

Deraj 08-14-2006 10:49 AM

Congrats Jack! Glad to hear things are going well for you my friend =)

Satan 08-14-2006 10:50 AM

very intreresting

Mr. Romance 08-14-2006 10:52 AM

congrats


Mr. Romance

Halcyon 08-14-2006 10:52 AM

Good luck with the new gig, Jack!

RazorSharpe 08-14-2006 10:55 AM

Jack, or as i so fondly renamed you, Shelton, congratulations! Does this mean we'll no longer have icq conversations or those deeply disturbing conversations about your feet on the phone?

....

xclusive 08-14-2006 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fris
i thought 2HP owned friendfinder?

Just trying to boost his bank account...I heard he got but by the summer slowdown...Tomorrw it's going to be announced that Lars is at Epiccash:)

2HousePlague 08-14-2006 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorSharpe
Jack, or as i so fondly renamed you, Shelton, congratulations! Does this mean we'll no longer have icq conversations or those deeply disturbing conversations about your feet on the phone?

....

Of course not, Rodney. There will be many more deeply disturbing conversations about feet and other body parts as well -- :winkwink:


2hp

RazorSharpe 08-14-2006 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon
Good luck with the new gig, Jack!

Halcyon, any chance I could get your icq #? If you'd rather not post it on here, could you possibly contact me on mine (125-48-3218)?

Cheers ...

Odie 08-14-2006 11:01 AM

congrats Jack!!! :)

JD 08-14-2006 11:03 AM

i'm just here for the bewbies

ServerGenius 08-14-2006 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorSharpe
Halcyon, any chance I could get your icq #? If you'd rather not post it on here, could you possibly contact me on mine (125-48-3218)?

Cheers ...

He's a man whore he'll post it :winkwink:

scottybuzz 08-14-2006 11:43 AM

congratz 2hp

one eight 08-14-2006 12:14 PM

Way to go, Jack- you'll love working with these guys.. and watch out world. :thumbsup

Halcyon 08-14-2006 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ServerGenius
He's a man whore he'll post it :winkwink:


ha ha!!

Actually, I returned from 3 weeks of travel to find myself logged out of ICQ and unable to remember or retreive the password. Bummer. So I'm off ICQ for the time being. :( halcyon AT flashcash dot com for now. :(

RazorSharpe 08-14-2006 01:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Halcyon
ha ha!!

Actually, I returned from 3 weeks of travel to find myself logged out of ICQ and unable to remember or retreive the password. Bummer. So I'm off ICQ for the time being. :( halcyon AT flashcash dot com for now. :(

My sources tell me if my name was Jacqueline and I had dark hair and a sultry Mediterranean look, you'd induce memory and get on ICQ in a right quick hurry! Any truth to this?

SteveLightspeed 08-14-2006 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NickPapageorgio
"We plan to offer contracts worth up to $150,000.00 a year for the right girls.

So you are "giving away" $150,000? Sweet!

Halcyon 08-14-2006 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RazorSharpe
My sources tell me if my name was Jacqueline and I had dark hair and a sultry Mediterranean look, you'd induce memory and get on ICQ in a right quick hurry! Any truth to this?


heh.. only if Jacqueline is a hypnotist who could resurrect lost memories.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-14-2006 02:53 PM

http://crudefutures.typepad.com/crud...reejack_6b.jpg

Congratz and good luck 2HP... :thumbsup

ADG Webmaster

2HousePlague 08-14-2006 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed
So you are "giving away" $150,000? Sweet!

Pussy's expEnsive -- :1orglaugh

2hp

fris 08-14-2006 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed
So you are "giving away" $150,000? Sweet!

good way to make an easy 150k

Matt-RevShare 08-14-2006 02:57 PM

Congrats Jack, I think this is awesome news!!

I met Earl in Miami at Internext and had some fascinating conversations. Unfortunately, they were all at a strip club, so I missed most of the female action, but I truly met one of the most talented persons in our industry.

Speaking of great conversations, I want to be there when Earl and Jack talk at 3 am, now that should be fun! Both guys are very intense and should get along great!

Congrats to both parties!

Matt

2HousePlague 08-14-2006 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matt-RevShare
...I want to be there when Earl and Jack talk at 3 am, now that should be fun! Both guys are very intense and should get along great!

Congrats to both parties!

Matt


Thanks, Matt -- it's a date.




2hp

Joesho 08-14-2006 03:15 PM

Thank you, we are very excited as to what the future holds for us.

4Pics 08-14-2006 04:14 PM

does that mean he can DatingGold.com back the money he owes now that he has a job?

lazycash 08-14-2006 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 4Pics
does that mean he can DatingGold.com back the money he owes now that he has a job?

Just send Jack's bills to Earl and he will take care of it.

DatingGold 08-14-2006 04:19 PM

First off I thought Jack works for SexyAds? Although you would never know it cause he never tells anyone.

Secondly he owes us money, do you care to settle his debt for him? Thought I would ask.

Thirdly how much are you paying for his gratitude?

Finally I'm betting you guys will recant all of these postive statements about Jack within 3-4 months.

"I am very excited to have Jack on the team..." said Joe Jekel (VP of Acquisitions and Business Development) "We have several things planned that I think a man of Jack's abilities will be a perfect fit for, stay tuned and watch the announcements rolling out over these next few months, Our first line of DVD's will be hitting the stores soon from Earl Miller Studios "

"We have some revolutionary new software I am creating in my secret lab. We think Jack will be the guy to help us take them to the next level with his unique perspectives of marketing, SEO, and innovative skill level" said Boldy (COO & President)

"I am looking forward to having Jack out on the road assisting us with THE GREAT EARL MILLER CENTERFOLD SEARCH coming soon to a town near you" said Earl Miller (CEO) "We plan to offer contracts worth up to $150,000.00 a year for the right girls. We not only offer a website to the models but we can literally get them published and make them a star. We can offer a girl a chance that NO one else can offer them . We think Jack will be a valuable addition to this road team."

I could have saved you alot of money if you spoked to me first. And I'm not talking about swithcing you to Geico.

fris 08-14-2006 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGold
First off I thought Jack works for SexyAds? Although you would never know it cause he never tells anyone.

Secondly he owes us money, do you care to settle his debt for him? Thought I would ask.

Thirdly how much are you paying for his gratitude?

Finally I'm betting you guys will recant all of these postive statements about Jack within 3-4 months.

"I am very excited to have Jack on the team..." said Joe Jekel (VP of Acquisitions and Business Development) "We have several things planned that I think a man of Jack's abilities will be a perfect fit for, stay tuned and watch the announcements rolling out over these next few months, Our first line of DVD's will be hitting the stores soon from Earl Miller Studios "

"We have some revolutionary new software I am creating in my secret lab. We think Jack will be the guy to help us take them to the next level with his unique perspectives of marketing, SEO, and innovative skill level" said Boldy (COO & President)

"I am looking forward to having Jack out on the road assisting us with THE GREAT EARL MILLER CENTERFOLD SEARCH coming soon to a town near you" said Earl Miller (CEO) "We plan to offer contracts worth up to $150,000.00 a year for the right girls. We not only offer a website to the models but we can literally get them published and make them a star. We can offer a girl a chance that NO one else can offer them . We think Jack will be a valuable addition to this road team."

I could have saved you alot of money if you spoked to me first. And I'm not talking about swithcing you to Geico.

i dont think he can pay you back hes being sued by aff ;)

DatingGold 08-14-2006 04:22 PM

I would never higher anyone that is currently being sued by AFF lol. Court appearances can really cut into your work schedule.

DatingGold 08-14-2006 04:25 PM

We paid for his services too.. Gratitude sure does cost alot nowadays.
http://www.acesblog.com/gfy/jackoff.jpg

Abyss_Vee 08-14-2006 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGold
We paid for his services too.. Gratitude sure does cost alot nowadays.
http://www.acesblog.com/gfy/jackoff.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

wargames 08-14-2006 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DatingGold
We paid for his services too.. Gratitude sure does cost alot nowadays.
http://www.acesblog.com/gfy/jackoff.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Sin 08-14-2006 06:30 PM

Ahh yes...

Such an apt Thread title.

"Joesho does it again"

...and he does! He has hired a man who owes one company money & is being sued by another. Joesho! Your credibility as a "good" businessman, is just through the fucking roof mate. Well done!


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