You are probably descended from KINGS
 

My great uncle, now deceased, was once knighted by the queen.

He was also the head of FIFA for several decades. :D

Forget about Kings, Roman Emperors is where it's at.

My ancestors ruled.

I'm a descendant from Norwegian Viking Kings.

All of us except boyalley he's descended from queens

i'm from the lowland scots

I know my descendants will be from a king.

If you go back far enough, you'd probably find that many people come from the family tree at some point. world didnt start with 6 billion people.

We all came from 2 people apparently.

if you take 6 billion mathematically going back 8 generations we are all related.

and that isnt some theory, that is mathamtical fact

BTW... You notice the way they all claim some royal blood - a thing they dumped at a tea party because they didn't like the taxes - and now pay even more?? :winkwink:

Afraid not. My family came to England with William the Conqueror. We were given land by him and we have a coat of arms. But that's as close as we got to royalty unless there is something further back. Otherwise our only claims to fame are that the first Methodist and first Quaker meetings were held in our home, and a church was named after one of my ancestors.

Decended from a scottish lord and highwayman, WH smiths, captain of titanic (no shit, really).

we all came from Adam and Eve so it makes sense. ;)

Interesting.. nice read though