New Airline coming .....
 

Based on current demand I am opening "Shit Happens Airlines"

Upon ticketing (we will take cash) you sign a waver that holds the airline harmless for ANYTHING that happens. Then walk uninterrupted to the gate.

You can browse our pre-flight gift shop ... check the prices on our huge handgun selection, purchase the latest in teflon coated ordinance, test our throwing knives, and get giant margaritas to go ....

If the plane blows up, "shit happens". If you look like a terrorist and fellow passengers haul your ass off before take-off, "shit happens".

If the in-flight classic BEHIND THE GREEN DOOR offends you, "shit happens"

Investors may contact me anytime, if I don't get back to you, "shit happens"

if it were cheap people would fly on it

And when someone highjacks one of your planes and crashes it into downtown Manhattan, the alphabet boys will be all over your ass. Don't forget about the lawsuits you'll face from the families of the people your plane just happened to land on, either! :D

"Shit Happens"

you will have to build your own private airports too! the faa wouldnt allow it on theirs!

I have an uncle works for the FAA, said he would handle everything.

(I'm getting serious responses?) :Oh crap :helpme

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jet blue is changing their name?

This is great :thumbsup

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lol... that made me laugh

I've flown a few remote-control planes before. I might be interested in applying for a job as a pilot if you offer decent benefits.