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08-12-2006 06:52 AM |
Why is this CUTE to people? It?s LEARNING HOW TO USE OUR TECHNOLOGY AGAINST US! God damn mother fucking PETA and ALF operatives are all over GFY it seems these days? posting ?cute? pictures of cats that want to rape you and everyone you?ve ever loved. You think that?s the worst of it? Not by a long shot.
After cats have torn your innards from raping your asses from hours and hours on end, they?ll go get a funnel and stick it in. Then they will pour an entire salt shaker down the funnel into your bleeding rectum. This pain will be like almost nothing you have ever experienced before, true utter pain beyond all comprehension. Sadly, the cats are not done with their torturing yet.
You see, felinity by now has learned of humanity?s true weakness and will use it to their advantage, the one weakness that is sure to cause more pain and suffering to humans than anything else: Celine Dion soundtracks. The cats will force us to listen for hours on end to the shrill cries of that Canadian banshee until we are completely brain dead.
Then, and only then will cats finally kill us and harvest our organs for some ingenious plot to create cyborg slaves. They?ll grind the remainder of our bodies up and sell us as potted meat to some intergalactic version of our Koreans.
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