It's Terrorist Season err I mean...
 

Election Season again.

So get ready, the terrorists are in your back yards, turn on the news and watch your elected official's scare the holy shit out of you with startling information that Osma was working over time again to kill the voters...

Yapping about "New Terrorist Plots" 24-7 on the news during election season seem's rather bland and typical these days just to scare people in line.

Translation of this weeks news:

1 "Terrorists are going to kill you"
2 "Vote for me"

I agree, fear is a great motivator.

Translation of your post:

1 "I'm the best designer in the world, and I invented 3-page tours"
2 "Send me money, because I ran out of dicks to suck"

yeah its all coming together :(

Shit, I agree with Alien. Now I have to go soak my head in motor oil.