Is it possible to have fun in a strip club located in the USA?
 

curious - when i think back on all my FUN - REAL FUN - strip club experiences - i'm left mostly with experiences in places other than the USA,

Has anyone ever had any fun in a strip club in the USA?

I just loose money and feel ripped off every time in the USA it seems....

other countries can be great though...

dont particularly care for strip clubs , I think they are all clip joints:disgust

esp the ones in the usa

You're right, Montreal, Toronto, anywhere in Canada I've had a better time than the States clubs. Not sure why really, but I'd rather a strip club up north.
WG

I only go to strip clubs to get beer mostly... The strippers are a very nice extra but I just don't spend anything on them.

canada, mexico , costas rica, curracco, philipines, dominican republic, prague, amsterdam, etc - all awesome.

usa sucks

IMHO, hole-in-the-wall strip clubs are best. Avoid the big, high-end places, they have too many rules (which they strictly enforce).... I've read. :winkwink:

If you guys ever drop by ottawa stop at pigales ;)

why is it so good? will be in ottawa in 2 weeks actually

The clubs here in Nogales are great though overpriced for Mexico.

Anytime I have fresh titties bouncing around in front of me with a drink in hand I can have fun. I don't go to strip clubs to have my ego stroked, I go to relax.

By the way the best adult related clubs I've been to are in Asia.

i have never really gone to a strip club with any other intention of just drinking in a nice atmosphere

never really got into the whole stripper thing, always such a huge tease, and there is no way I would ever pay for sex/tease...so I usually just drink while my friends get hard ons nd jack off in the bathroom

No, american strip clubs are a fucking joke. Every time (usually at shows) people want to go to them, I feel very awkward because I know it's just going to be a whole bunch of bullshit.

At my last american strip club I bought a dance then put my hands on the girls hips... security informed me if I touched her hips again I'd have to leave.

I just got back from a strip club where the stripper had her tongue down my throat and her hand on my cock... I think I'll stick to strip clubs out of the country thanks.

um....EW

I don't go them, but I had a good time in Miami. That may have been due to being very drunk though.

Um what.... Some of my best friends are strippers, it beats working at McDonalds. These girls are HOT and *clean*... fuck your "ew".

i never go to strip clubs, never really had the urge to do so. And i know my wife would kill me if i did. So i let her dance around naked for me. lol

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I agree... U.S.A. strip clubs are good for a drink and a little tease.... not much else. Getting a nut should not be the goal, unless you can cum from some light grinding... and a few states have outlawed even that.

Outside the U.S is a TON more fun as far as the adventure you'll have and the overall experience at a strip club. The girls have more skill at making the customers feel like a man, instead of a hustled chump.

It is funny that most wifes/girlfriends think that every guy who goes into a strip club has girls throwing themselves at their man, and all the girls want to fuck their guys and run off with them. :1orglaugh

Last think to add is it all depends on what you consider fun and enjoyment. There's a big difference between being used for cash and feeling you're being used. The pros will clean you out and leave you with a smile.

.... and as Chris Rock put it.... "There's no sex in the champaign Room."

I agree 120% with Spannow on this one, The strip clubs that are laid back and not as corporate run here int he USA are A LOT of fun. Come to Detroit Sleazy ill take you to some good clubs

can you even make contact with the girls in america?

mtl/toronto you can do anything.

I was just about to post this exact same thing, thats been my experience too, and I always try to go to a nude club over topless only.

There are plenty of stip clubs in the US where you can get head or laid in private rooms. Is that "fun"? Especially in South Florida.

You can have fun in the good ole USA if you know where to go. :winkwink: :winkwink: :winkwink:

but the question is how much old man spittle and precum does she have on her before getting to you?

letting random girls stick their tongues down your throat knowing that the one of the #1 sexually transmitted diseases in the world is herpes? EW

I don't care if it is a strip club or dance club....letting random people swap spit with you is just nasty and asking for trouble

Then give up all your commissions on sales in the US.
And forget those trips to shows in the US. Message is: If you think it sucks down here then don't come.

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hell, my wife works in a strip club 3 nights a week....and she doesn't even let guys grope her cause she knows where those hands have been

Ah ok, I see where you're coming from... I was about to compare it to a dance club. I make out with random girls at dance clubs all the time, especially in this country. If you are going to condemn non-sexual contact with all girls than I guess that's just it.

yeah man, letting any girl stick her tongue down your throat is just nasty on all counts....who knows how many other dudes saliva you are swallowing, then on top of that herpes is spread like wildfire in those environments....then on top of that, you have the majority of girls that love to pick their scabs, and if they have any blood diseases, they may have just given you a nice bloody kiss from the scab they just picked on their lip then covered it up with makeup

The farther from a major city you are, the better the strip club. Most major cities have ridiculous laws on the clubs and are under scrutiny. Small towns usually don't give a shit and anything goes. You can have fun in US strip clubs, you just have to be picky where you go.

If you know the owner and are in a cow town, anything goes at the club in the USA.

strip clubs are boring for the most part and being that we work in the industry, I think it's redundant and silly that ppl insist on going to one EVERY time there's a show or an event.

There's always a shortage of girls and most of them are not that attractive.

Gotta love the "no touching" rules lmao

Well um...

I guess you're right. I'm sorry?

people with that attitude shouldn't be working in adult :2 cents:

what does making adult websites have to do with a persons perferance towards personal hygene?

brass rail in toronto ... where one dance turns into 10 :)

I think you are confusing strip clubs and brothels.

my experience is these same people have no problem picking up a girl from the bar - doing whatever from her - going back to the bar - doing it again (the girls are doing it again too) but because it's a "stripper" they all weird out.

it's hypocritical and it always pisses me off when people are like that

hahaha i know that club all too well LOL!

DH

when i was in US i was 13. No strip clubs for sure.

you can have fun - it's just a little pricey...

i heard... :Oh crap


anyone need some content??? :1orglaugh

You didn't like the Hustler club in sf?

No , go to the eastern europe !

yeah thats hypocritical but if you read jace's reply you'll see he includes dance clubs and the like.

99% of Strip Clubs in the USA are a sham to get your money as quickly as possible.

Here in Tampa, we have some wonderful exceptions to the rule.
You may have heard the term, "Your mileage may vary".
Strip clubs here can be very "high mileage" if you know where to go :winkwink:

hahahahahhahaaha wow