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Amputate Your Head 06-14-2002 08:57 AM

Good morning: A brand new day
 
Here we are, a brand new day
let all the badness go away
it was fun to laugh and play
but that was fucking yesterday

letting issues melt away
the time has come for me to say
serious work throughout the day
guess it's gotta be that way

enjoy your coffee, enjoy your day
confess to your boss you're fucking gay
but no matter what and either way
just remember what Amp did say:

when things are just not going your way
you've lost your mind, your house, your pay
GFY will save the day!
ask your question, and format c:

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okay, so I suck as a poet... blow me. :smokin

eRock 06-14-2002 09:10 AM

So let the sun shine thru, and take away your blues, cuz smilers never loose and frowners never win...so let the sun shine in! :eyecrazy

Pathfinder 06-14-2002 09:11 AM

Cheery people here today.

TDF 06-14-2002 09:12 AM

Happy birthday to ya...Happy birthday to ya!!:thumbsup

pipp 06-14-2002 09:13 AM

Why don't we turn the clock to zero honey?
I?ll sell the stock we?ll spend all the money
We're starting up a brand new day
Turn the clock all the way back
I wonder if she?ll take me back
I?m thinking in a brand new way
(sting)

:thumbsup

FATPad 06-14-2002 09:15 AM

Amp is gay, but that's okay
I still like him anyway
Why you ask, okay I'll say
It's because it's a brand new day

:)

Yay. I am a gay poet now, too.

Amputate Your Head 06-14-2002 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eRock
So let the sun shine thru, and take away your blues, cuz smilers never loose and frowners never win...so let the sun shine in! :eyecrazy
yikes eRock! this is even more gay than mine up there! :winkwink:

Cheshire 06-14-2002 09:16 AM

AMPlitude can never fail,
It's creativity that be his sail.

In his boat of excentric mind,
He's searching out thoughts of a different kind.

Cutting through the waters of chitter-chat,
He consistantly makes sites that are super Phat.

Don't question his actions or you shall see,
It is you he'll format C:

Pete 06-14-2002 09:22 AM

That was beautiful...I'm gonna cry now

eRock 06-14-2002 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

yikes eRock! this is even more gay than mine up there! :winkwink:

I know, I know...but it's your fault! You brought it out of me! :Oh crap

Goonx 06-14-2002 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Amp is gay, but that's okay
I still like him anyway
Why you ask, okay I'll say
It's because it's a brand new day

:)

Yay. I am a gay poet now, too.


:1orglaugh

Good one. :thumbsup

foe 06-14-2002 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
AMPlitude can never fail,
It's creativity that be his sail.

In his boat of excentric mind,
He's searching out thoughts of a different kind.

Cutting through the waters of chitter-chat,
He consistantly makes sites that are super Phat.

Don't question his actions or you shall see,
It is you he'll format C:

nice poem

Cheshire 06-14-2002 10:13 AM

Thanks friend... uh, I mean foe :winkwink:

RW316 06-14-2002 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by FATPad
Amp is gay, but that's okay
I still like him anyway
Why you ask, okay I'll say
It's because it's a brand new day

:)

Yay. I am a gay poet now, too.

tru dat... now bust a free style young cat

dropped9 06-14-2002 10:15 AM

When your climbing up the ladder and you feel something splatter!!!!!

Cheshire 06-14-2002 01:20 PM

Half the day is already through
By now your friends are calling you
They want you to go out and hit the town
And there you sit, with smirky frown
'I can't' you say to a potential honey
'I'm busy online making shitloads of money'.

Amputate Your Head 06-14-2002 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Half the day is already through
By now your friends are calling you
They want you to go out and hit the town
And there you sit, with smirky frown
'I can't' you say to a potential honey
'I'm busy online making shitloads of money'.

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

JConway 06-14-2002 01:39 PM

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
.... fuck it, i'm not even going to try.

kmanrox 06-14-2002 01:41 PM

roses are red, violets are blue
bend over bitch, i wanna fuck YOU

i wanna turn you over, get you from the back
if the poona is sorry, then your ass will get smacked

das whassup, jigggaaaa!

G Sharp 06-14-2002 01:42 PM

"........Its a Sunshine Day!" -- Brady Bunch [circa 1973]

Pornwolf 06-14-2002 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Half the day is already through
By now your friends are calling you
They want you to go out and hit the town
And there you sit, with smirky frown
'I can't' you say to a potential honey
'I'm busy online making shitloads of money'.


Ahhh... So true, so true:)

Cheshire 06-18-2002 04:00 PM

Tuesday's come - and what's to show?
One moron, mad newbies - they're just good for a blow.

Don't preach about censorship on the GFY site,
or purposely instigate a perennial fight.

Why must one be right and so many wrong?
Can't we all just get along?

SykkBoy 06-18-2002 09:52 PM

My mother was a witch,
She was burned alive
Begless little bitch,
For her tears I cried...

BadBoyBill4281 06-18-2002 10:02 PM

Good, good to see you back
back once yet again
again we ask
ask ourselves how
how has it ended
ended into another day

^R3K^ 06-18-2002 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
My mother was a witch,
She was burned alive
Begless little bitch,
For her tears I cried...


What is a Fag?

I ponder.. A Fag.. Oh' tell me what is a fag..
All at once knowledge was mine!
For the heavens opened up and spoke
"Sykkboy is the biggest Fag online"

Sly_RJ 06-18-2002 10:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SykkBoy2
My mother was a witch,
She was burned alive
Begless little bitch,
For her tears I cried...

Good song. Now screech!

Radix 06-19-2002 01:52 AM

Maybe someone will post the music? :Graucho

Cheshire 06-19-2002 03:24 PM

Middle of the fu*king week
Man I'm such a God damn geek
Early bed, early rise
And tomorrow? No surprise..
I get to do it over again
But at least I can watch Friends

So you perv's ~ I've one thing to say
Have a happy and productive, porn filled Hump Day
:thumbsup

FATPad 06-19-2002 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cheshire
Middle of the fu*king week
Man I'm such a God damn geek
Early bed, early rise
And tomorrow? No surprise..
I get to do it over again
But at least I can watch Friends

So you perv's ~ I've one thing to say
Have a happy and productive, porn filled Hump Day
:thumbsup

HAHAHAHAHA

toddler 06-19-2002 03:40 PM

woke up naked
slept when baked
late to bed,
late to rise
here's a towel,
i came in your eye



nahhhhh

digi 06-19-2002 03:54 PM

some like chicks and some like dicks
some are hicks that loves shemale flicks

Jakke PNG 06-19-2002 04:00 PM

I want the same crack you guys are on.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm schizophrenic,
and so am I.

Cheshire 06-19-2002 04:52 PM

LOL TGF!!!!!!!!!

Sly_RJ 06-19-2002 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by digi
some like chicks and some like dicks
some are hicks that loves shemale flicks

Are you speaking from experience?

Cheshire 06-20-2002 09:35 AM

Thursday morning
WTF!?!
Another day
another buck

Like little
orphan Annie say
Tommorow's
just a day away

But the orange fro'd chick
had it straight
With Daddy Warbucks
snaggin' bait

Kat's got no love
waiting at home
Friday will again
be spent alone

To reflect this week
won't be so bad
Come my weekend in town
without a lad.
:(

-=HOAX=- 06-20-2002 10:42 AM

There was once a Rat,
Who got so Fat!

He became the king of Cats...



I newly notice cheshire's melancholy lines...
And it brings so many days gone by to mind...
Fear not sweet lass for true love is yours to find...

Tomorrow or the next may not be the days...
So just stay true, and remember...
LOVE works its magic in the most mysterious ways...

You'll look and not find...
You'll seek and it will hide...
And when you've given up and cried...
In on a white horse he will ride...
And sweep you, weeping, off your feet.

Cheshire 06-20-2002 11:25 AM

are you trying to make me cry?
are you?

that poor, poor rat
to get so, so fat.

-=HOAX=- 06-20-2002 11:32 AM

That poor Rat, once becoming Fat, Became the King of Cats...
For a Rat, I certainly see nothing wrong with that!

So say he was not poor,
For certainly he became rich,
At least enough to make every Cat his bitch...

RW316 06-20-2002 12:07 PM

good morning to you to

FATPad 06-21-2002 09:24 AM

Where's Friday's poem, Cheshire?

cherrylula 06-21-2002 09:26 AM

you guys are silly
who has the biggest willy?

Cheshire 06-21-2002 09:44 AM

Thank God it's Friday
weekend's here,
Pass the sunblock
crack a beer.

I've got a life
waiting outside,
my best girlfriend
and a brand new ride.

Load up my Beetle
and hit the road,
Quick before my ass
starts to corrode.

Don't call me til Monday
I won't be around,
There's a whole wide world
that I haven't yet found.

dedicated to FATPad

eRock 06-21-2002 09:49 AM

Woops. She beat me to it....

Cheshire 06-21-2002 09:51 AM

aaaaaaaaah ~ never underestimate your friendly neighborhood Cheshire:thumbsup

FATPad 06-21-2002 09:52 AM

LOL

Nice :winkwink:

CDSmith 06-21-2002 10:50 AM

ODE TO A GAS STATION

Take me away to the gas bar
to the gas bar I say
Where they jump to the pump
and don't take all day

Check my oil and my tires
and that noise that goes thump
I'm getting high from gas fumes
c'mon dude move your rump

I think that I'll wait
inside the shop
While my tank is topped full
out with a hop

Oh and please clean the windsheild
The bugs are a mess
Put your back to it lad
it won't ruin your dress

Inside the store
full of chips and all things sweet
The cashier is a hottie
off to the men's room to beat my meat

Cheshire 06-21-2002 10:53 AM

woo hoo

you're a poet
don'tcha know it!
:thumbsup

-=HOAX=- 06-21-2002 11:04 AM

Fuckin A its friday
Whoopee Hooray
the company's havin a beach party just for us today!

With titties and beer,
and flesh chunks from steer.

But why the fuck has internet radio been shut down...
:feels-hot

AcidMax 06-21-2002 11:11 AM

OK, here is my 5-7-5.

Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer Beer
I want another beer!

-AJ

LisaMarie 06-21-2002 11:20 AM

Ok, I'm gonna go off on my own little path here (like usual)...



Her Nature
--------------

Personality of the wind,
Very calm, yet often wild.
A lady right out of Vogue,
Or a carefree, playful child.

Attitude resembling the moon,
So timid, yet sometimes bold.
She may hide behind the clouds,
But it's thunder that she holds.

Sexuality like the sun,
Luke warm or extremely hot.
Romancing you with dinner,
Or the handcuffs she just bought.

Her beauty symbolic of life,
Flawless, though sometimes rough.
Morning ritual completed,
When waking up is tough.

Her body much like the earth,
So parched, then quenching wet.
When she lays beneath the sun,
Or that "certain spot" you pet.

In her eyes I see the fire,
Internal glow, rage of flame.
Happiness, love and laughter,
Or desire...her middle name!

Love her for these qualities,
For if she loves you too...
You'll never be alone again,
Her love for you is true!

------------------
Lisa Marie


yeah, yeah, I know...sex and sapiness

;)


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