So this guy gets a call at work from the hospital saying that his wife is in labor.
 

So this guy gets a call at work from the hospital saying that his wife is in labor. He gathers his shit and hops into his car and rushes to the delivery room waiting area.

he hangs around for a while pacing back and forth waiting for the doctor to come out of the delivery room. After about and hour of hearing his wife screaming in pain the doctor emerges.

He looks at the doctor and says, "Well Doc, what did we have? How did it go?"

The doctor looks at the guy and says, "Well, I have some good news and some bad news for you. Which would you like to hear first?"

They guy thinks for a second and says, "THE GOOD NEWS!!!"

The doctor says, "Well, your wife gave birth to a baby ear."

The guy says, "What the fuck? Thats the fucking good news? What could the bad news POSSIBLY be?"

The doctor replie, "It's deaf."
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