Who here does NOT like getting a blowjob?
 

in my life i have had met some lousy cocksuckers and only a few that have blown my cock and mind away like no blow of herion could in a million years. i think about those few moments as some of the best sexual experiences in my life.

so tell me, why do you dislike receiving a blowjob?
my guess is u haven't been sucked off by a master cocksucker.

I hate it when a girl doesn't know how to give good oral sex.

I love oral sex when the girl knows how to do it. I couldn't care less thought, I want a girl that can work the pussy better then the mouth.

I fuckn hate lousy blow jobs. It's worse than having blue balls. They never get the job done.

blow jobs never done anything for me... i can have the worlds greatest cock sucker, and the worlds shittiest, both equal the same... for some reason they don't do anything for me

Fuck that! I'm tried of playing teacHER. Don't get me wrong its better then nothing but I'd rather a girl that knows how to work it. :1orglaugh

Some chicks just do not do it well! But when it's done right it's the best:thumbsup

If she sucks at sucking... then you just grab her by the back of the head and skull fuck her until she gags and you blow down her throat... then kick the bitch out and never call her again. :thumbsup

like pizza, there is no bad blowjob.

But when it's really bad, you just have to turn her around and hit the puss. No sense wasting your time.

or just hit the tang.

First sensible response I saw.....

bah, that's what they all say. i've had my dick sucked by some of the best, and it's never been more than "okay" to me. not bad, just.....no where near as good as the pussy. blowjobs just dont do much for me :(

Who doesn't like to have his cock sucked? Strange question.
It's like: Who doesn't like food?

exactly....

BJ has always been an awesome treat for me. :pimp

perhaps in all in ur mind. maybe u have some fixation on pregnation (which can't be done in the mouth).

so u would rather do what is natural and that is mentally pleasing for you.

it's not a bad thing.. i am just saying...

me ex gf is a true master in the fine art of cock sucking.. I still visit her from time to time when I'm in the neighborhood (not in thailand). The worst experience I've had was one girl who had a really small mouth, and she couldn't keep those damn teeth of my cock! Hurt like hell and she didn't know why! I told her to open her month more, her teeth was fucking grinding my cock!! I soon ended that blowjob and fucked her instead.. bummer..

What is there not to like? Eh... I've never been picky. Pretty much any warm wet hole is enough for me. :1orglaugh

nah it's not that. matter of fact i'll be getting a vasectomy(sp?) in the near future :upsidedow

i like blowjobs cause of the principle behind 'em. also looks great...but as for satisfaction it just doesn't cut it. i WISH it did, cause most guys seem to love getting their knob slobbed and i wish i could too. i just dont. it's a flaw.

Exactly, i usually let her do it for a bit then tell her its never gonna end and then fuck them

If they're a master then it works, otherwise it's a waste of time....

Haha, I didn't even know there were guys who didn't like getting their dick sucked.

Sometimes I secretly wish I was a bad cocksucker so I'd get more sex :(

So is there an SOP in sucking a cock? How'd you like it first? :upsidedow








"I hate it when a guy doesn't know how to give perfect oral sex.":1orglaugh

im not sure about the others, but its not that i don't LIKE it... its that its just a waste of time because its not gonna do anything but get my dick full of saliva and her a sore jaw

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

most of the time i would rather get a blowjob then have sex. does that make me weird?

I love blowjobs

I've only had one BlowJob in my life that I will remember forever.. This chick was good.... I've never had a girl work me like that and when I blew my load she didnt miss a drop. She sucked it all out of me.. Fucking amazing.

blowjobs are great :)

Trannies give the best blow jobs.

:thumbsup

I don't have sex so I can't comment, sorry

I'm indifferent to blowjobs. I'd rather fuck.

With that said, I had the blowjob of life in 1995. This chick sucked so well it literally made me dizzy.

Ever since then my blowjob expectations have been so high that no one could compete.

I would love to run into that chick again. It's been 11 years, I can only imagine what kind of stuff she can do now. Oy!

Did someone say "BLOW JOB"

Current cocksucker is the best. First time I have been with a woman who actually "gets off" doing it.

Last night, as a matter of fact, she started to masterbate after we fucked, that drives me crazy. Anyway, half way through masterbating i got hard again and just slid up and put my cock in her mouth and watched her squirm away to multiple orgasms, then fucked her again.

Did i say i like BLOW JOBS.

My girl is fucking awsome, deep throats and swallows. Love that shit

I love blowjobs.

I prefer blowjobs to sex.

I'm with ya on this one :thumbsup

C'mon man. A mouth can never replace a dripping hot pussy. Gimmie the vagina over a mouth anyday.

Head is better than sex, unless you're in love or you feel you need to let off more aggression.

Id rather get my salad tossed

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh so true

well it would help if she knew how to do it well :1orglaugh

Nothing beats a good gum job

I actually wasnt a fan when I was younger.. I have since changed my mind on it ;p

if you dislike a blowjob

just mouth fuck her

Same for me. But I love when they like the balls!

shitty blowjobs dont bother me, cause ill just jerk off on their face and thats almost as much fun.