I'm trying to cut off a conversation with this guy who's boring me so I say:
 

Fizzy 2.0 says:
Would it creep you out if I asked you for some earwax so I can make a voodoo love-doll?
Fizzy 2.0 says:
Steve... says:
hehe, if it turns you on, come and get it

Fizzy 2.0 says:
I also may need a sample of brain tissue
Steve... says:
and what would you do with a voodoo love doll. hehe
Fizzy 2.0 says:
Uhm...poke at it and let my cats bat it around the house, of course
Fizzy 2.0 says:
oh...and 1 testicle
Steve... says:
well, you can feel them, or lick them or take them in your mouth, but, you they stay attached to me

:Oh crap :Oh crap :Oh crap

wow that makes sense

I didn't want to tell him he was boring me. I thought if I sounded nuts he would leave me alone!

Reminds me of some perv on Yahoo that has been messaging me for years now. Eventually I added him as a friend because he says some goofy ass stuff. I think he's foreign, but he may just have poor English.

Excerpt:
Avii: whass up! buddy
Avii: designing some Anti Virus software or...
C-Lo: nothin, had to take care of laundry
Avii: hehe..
C-Lo: hehe
Avii: ic
Avii: u run some state laundry
C-Lo: no just the dirty house kind
C-Lo: (smiley)
Avii: fuckin** nite stains!!
Avii: cum shots!!
Avii: ok relax...men have sth better to do
Avii: no laundry!!
C-Lo: yes cum shots all over my clothes
C-Lo: and the walls and the rest of my room
Avii: hehe...
Avii: i go randy at timezx

and part of a different conversation:

Avii: location buddy?
Avii: i keep on slipping ..
Avii: Montana
C-Lo: oklahoma
Avii: OMG
Avii: oklahoma..city...
C-Lo: yes
Avii: great fun to be in here
C-Lo: are you in oklahoma city?
Avii: bombed city
Avii: nah...i am calling from honolulu

I must say that I don't design anti-virus software, or any software at all for that matter. I also do not reside in Oklahoma City. He just rambles on about shit like that and how he's making a new kind of car or how he's "screwing some dame." He's very inconsistent. And you can pretty much say anything to him & he doesn't quite seem to comprehend.

He's about as close as you can get to becoming a bot, without actually being one.

If anyone gets bored, you can ICQ me for his nick. Just don't tell him I sent you, because I prefer to speak to him no more than once a month or so.

Okay, that's all, let's get back to work...


later
c-lo

so what's wrong with; "hey man, gotta go.. see ya!"

Dont add people to ICQ that are retarded or have nothing to say

i have a retard on my list.... hes called Fris

lol, weirdoooooooooos