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poe 08-07-2006 06:56 PM

What the fuck is wrong with this woman?
 
i had a 2 year long romantic relationship with this girl. we broke up, I moved halfway across the globe..

we haven't seen each other for a while, so we plan a mutual trip to italy.. since we still get along well.

this morning she calls me, we talk about places to see and things to do for 30 minutes then she goes: hey, i have to tell you something.. I'm dating one of your best friends - hope you don't mind. I think she's kidding, tell her that's not funny. But she's not fucking kidding!

I tell her to give me a fucking break and hang up.

Turns out she's been sleeping with just about everyone I know.

I really couldn't care less. I'll meet other women. What bugs me is that a) my friend didn't fucking tell me and b) why is she sleeping with all my friends?

What the fuck is wrong with this woman?

Thanks for listening to me rant. Figured this was better than writing her.

StickyGreen 08-07-2006 06:57 PM

lol, sounds like one of my ex's...

mikeet 08-07-2006 07:01 PM

You must have really pissed her off good at one point or another ....
Its just a revenge tactic :winkwink:

BoyAlley 08-07-2006 07:01 PM

She's your ex. She's supposed to do things like that.

Farang 08-07-2006 07:05 PM

that's fucked up

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-07-2006 07:14 PM

can i have her number? i'll say i know you and she'll fuck me because of that!

poe 08-07-2006 07:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
can i have her number? i'll say i know you and she'll fuck me because of that!

:1orglaugh :Oh crap

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-07-2006 07:19 PM

The need for acceptance from your friends perhaps..oh, they are her friends now :1orglaugh

poe 08-07-2006 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C_U_Next_Tuesday
The need for acceptance from your friends perhaps..oh, they are her friends now :1orglaugh

but it's really sad. she used to be a smart girl.

L-Pink 08-07-2006 07:27 PM

Nail one of her close relatives :thumbsup

DBS.US 08-07-2006 07:27 PM

She called me and wanted me to tell you it was ok to post all the photos of her on GFY:winkwink:

Grapesoda 08-07-2006 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poe
i had a 2 year long romantic relationship with this girl. we broke up, I moved halfway across the globe..

we haven't seen each other for a while, so we plan a mutual trip to italy.. since we still get along well.

this morning she calls me, we talk about places to see and things to do for 30 minutes then she goes: hey, i have to tell you something.. I'm dating one of your best friends - hope you don't mind. I think she's kidding, tell her that's not funny. But she's not fucking kidding!

I tell her to give me a fucking break and hang up.

Turns out she's been sleeping with just about everyone I know.

I really couldn't care less. I'll meet other women. What bugs me is that a) my friend didn't fucking tell me and b) why is she sleeping with all my friends?

What the fuck is wrong with this woman?

Thanks for listening to me rant. Figured this was better than writing her.


get REAL friends would be my thoughts

reynold 08-07-2006 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poe
i had a 2 year long romantic relationship with this girl. we broke up, I moved halfway across the globe..

we haven't seen each other for a while, so we plan a mutual trip to italy.. since we still get along well.

this morning she calls me, we talk about places to see and things to do for 30 minutes then she goes: hey, i have to tell you something.. I'm dating one of your best friends - hope you don't mind. I think she's kidding, tell her that's not funny. But she's not fucking kidding!

I tell her to give me a fucking break and hang up.

Turns out she's been sleeping with just about everyone I know.

I really couldn't care less. I'll meet other women. What bugs me is that a) my friend didn't fucking tell me and b) why is she sleeping with all my friends?

What the fuck is wrong with this woman?

Thanks for listening to me rant. Figured this was better than writing her.


Ask for one of her sex videos and share it to us.. :winkwink:

Yngwie 08-07-2006 08:25 PM

and this is why I never hang out with an ex. I don't care if you get along. they are an ex for a reason.

poe 08-07-2006 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yngwie
and this is why I never hang out with an ex. I don't care if you get along. they are an ex for a reason.

Live and learn.

Drake 08-07-2006 08:29 PM

Have relations with her mom. That'll teach her.

Spunky 08-07-2006 08:30 PM

Damn she devils,every one of them

CherryLipsRosa 08-07-2006 08:30 PM

that sucks but at least now you know who your friends are...

E$_manager 08-07-2006 09:02 PM

Stop dealing with her forever and those "friends" as well.

SomeCreep 08-07-2006 09:03 PM

Get back at her by sleeping with all of her friends.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-07-2006 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep
Get back at her by sleeping with all of her friends.

I say turnabout is fair play...unless her friends are pigs:winkwink:

I LOVE Little Brown Asses 08-07-2006 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poe
What bugs me is that a) my friend didn't fucking tell me and b) why is she sleeping with all my friends?

and c) that on top of all this she thinks a trip to Italy with you would not be inappropriate at all....:upsidedow

CybermedAndy 08-07-2006 09:29 PM

Kick your "friends" to the curb :2 cents:

Evil1 08-07-2006 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poe
i had a 2 year long romantic relationship with this girl. we broke up, I moved halfway across the globe..

we haven't seen each other for a while, so we plan a mutual trip to italy.. since we still get along well.

this morning she calls me, we talk about places to see and things to do for 30 minutes then she goes: hey, i have to tell you something.. I'm dating one of your best friends - hope you don't mind. I think she's kidding, tell her that's not funny. But she's not fucking kidding!

I tell her to give me a fucking break and hang up.

Turns out she's been sleeping with just about everyone I know.

I really couldn't care less. I'll meet other women. What bugs me is that a) my friend didn't fucking tell me and b) why is she sleeping with all my friends?

What the fuck is wrong with this woman?

Thanks for listening to me rant. Figured this was better than writing her.

take her mom out, get her drunk, fuck her in the ass, take pics, and you win.

BLish 08-07-2006 09:32 PM

take her ass to Italy... and help her conveniently lose her passport. problem solved!

Fizzgig 08-07-2006 09:36 PM

At least she didn't wait until you were both in Italy.

TheJimmy 08-07-2006 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poe
but it's really sad. she used to be a smart girl.

Now she's a smart girl with a wider range of sperm samplings?

:1orglaugh :helpme :pimp

Pornwolf 08-07-2006 09:54 PM

That's pretty dirty. I hate to hear that man.

Ask yourself truthfully, could you see the sluttiness in her while you were together? I bet you could. You were in love so you blocked it out but it was always there.

HAPPYPEEKERS 08-07-2006 09:56 PM

Holy shit I thought this thread might be about me after the weekend I just had lol

bobby666 08-07-2006 10:24 PM

thread is useless without pics :-)

Pleasurepays 08-07-2006 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poe
i had a 2 year long romantic relationship with this girl. we broke up, I moved halfway across the globe..

we haven't seen each other for a while, so we plan a mutual trip to italy.. since we still get along well.

this morning she calls me, we talk about places to see and things to do for 30 minutes then she goes: hey, i have to tell you something.. I'm dating one of your best friends - hope you don't mind. I think she's kidding, tell her that's not funny. But she's not fucking kidding!

I tell her to give me a fucking break and hang up.

Turns out she's been sleeping with just about everyone I know.

I really couldn't care less. I'll meet other women. What bugs me is that a) my friend didn't fucking tell me and b) why is she sleeping with all my friends?

What the fuck is wrong with this woman?

Thanks for listening to me rant. Figured this was better than writing her.


this is going to sound harsh... but you should be asking "what is wrong with me" for being in a relationship with a person like this. relationships are based on needs. usually destructive needs.

notabook 08-07-2006 10:29 PM

Man she sounds so slutty... can I have her number? :winkwink:

MyNameIsNobody 08-08-2006 02:12 AM

sounds like 90% of all women I've ever met.. some are decent but most of em are just insane!!

joshll 08-08-2006 02:14 AM

http://www.pinkpayouts.com/bump.jpg

goldrush 08-08-2006 02:31 AM

Obviously you couldn't satisfy her, and for the whole time you were together, she was sexually frustrated and fantasizing about fucking your friends... That's why you never got blowjobs and she wouldn't let you touch her anus. Soon as you're out of the picture, she's out there deepthroating any cock in sight and getting nailed in the ass like there's no tomorrow. Sucks to be you!

DamageX 08-08-2006 02:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil1
take her mom out, get her drunk, fuck her in the ass, take pics, and you win.

Or her sister, in case the mom's a pig. Or even better, her best friend. Or all. :)

RayBonga 08-08-2006 02:40 AM

Well if you broke up and you live so far away it really shouldn't bother you that much (except maybe the part of your friends not telling you anything).

I may be wrong but from your post it seems you still have some fellings for her. Just forget it and get some new girlfriends and/or fuckbuddys.

VicD 08-08-2006 02:41 AM

well, almost everything :)

Sveindt Beindt 08-08-2006 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LOL :D
can i have her number? i'll say i know you and she'll fuck me because of that!

Me too :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Darth_Porn 08-08-2006 05:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poe
i had a 2 year long romantic relationship with this girl. we broke up, I moved halfway across the globe..

we haven't seen each other for a while, so we plan a mutual trip to italy.. since we still get along well.

this morning she calls me, we talk about places to see and things to do for 30 minutes then she goes: hey, i have to tell you something.. I'm dating one of your best friends - hope you don't mind. I think she's kidding, tell her that's not funny. But she's not fucking kidding!

I tell her to give me a fucking break and hang up.

Turns out she's been sleeping with just about everyone I know.

I really couldn't care less. I'll meet other women. What bugs me is that a) my friend didn't fucking tell me and b) why is she sleeping with all my friends?

What the fuck is wrong with this woman?

Thanks for listening to me rant. Figured this was better than writing her.


Dude ... half the people on this board had to go though the same shit at some point in their lives.

Women do this kind of stuff all the time. Not all of them ... just most of them :)

en21 08-08-2006 05:37 AM

boy ... she is easy going

Tdog 08-08-2006 05:39 AM

More like, what is wrong with your friends for doing that to you.

pornpf69 08-08-2006 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyAlley
She's your ex. She's supposed to do things like that.

that is exactly what I was thinking....:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

billyde 08-08-2006 05:55 AM

Call all of your so called friends and tell them that you have a very strange growth on your balls. Don't let them know that you know. That'll make them think twice about dipping their cock in places it shouldn't be.

Fuck her mom...very good idea. But fuck her dad too, tape it and post it online.

Ask yourself if you really give two shits what she does with herself now that she's your EX...and slap yourself once in the face for being a dumbshit for hanging out with her after you guys broke up.

Finally, I agree with the fact that you should post her info online for your fellow GFY friends. We'll tell you that we banged her and you know we'll get some damn footage too so we can make a $ out of it.

Sorry to hear you're upset. You'll get over it once you find some better pussy and some new friends that aren't pussies.

dbrats 08-08-2006 06:02 AM

i think she a hipomaniacs

weaverguy 08-08-2006 06:18 AM

can u be my friend? lol

gooddomains 08-08-2006 06:24 AM

she's trying to make you jealous

HpicAnn 08-08-2006 06:35 AM

You sound like you still like her.

Sarah_Jayne 08-08-2006 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RayBonga
Well if you broke up and you live so far away it really shouldn't bother you that much (except maybe the part of your friends not telling you anything).

I may be wrong but from your post it seems you still have some fellings for her. Just forget it and get some new girlfriends and/or fuckbuddys.


Yeah, exactly. You break up and move away and she is not suppose to have a life after that? I can understand being upset your friends didn't tell you. However, if it was a small town or something you moved from sometimes there is a limited supply in the sex pool anyway.

All the guys calling her a slut but if a guy broke up and then went and had sex with a few women he would be a stud.

rowan 08-08-2006 06:51 AM

https://youtube.com/watch?v=1xWBw9jEVko

"Cheat on me, I fist your mail box and fuck your mom..."


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