I was a badass (newspaper pic)
 

Just found this looking through my pics from ages ago, made me fucking laugh.

http://www.fucksakes.net/images/newspaper.jpg

yes.. that was 8 years ago.

now i think they would send you to jail for 5 years :1orglaugh

I think its funny cause I can't believe I ever done shit like that, how stupid do you need to be.. and I made it in the newspaper for that.. nuts.

can you move a Van Gogh for me?

I can sell you one :winkwink:

badass??

I can double his price. :winkwink:

You changed your name, place of living, passport... and hair-cut?

pretty much.. I grew up, had kids and got a job.

thats it? go steal a car, cut down parking meters and bust out the change, start a bar fight, how about a hispeed chase? hell my grandmother can buy and sell stolen tupperware, thats no biggie.