Paris Hilton: I'm going celibate
 

Stupid whore....

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/TV/0....ap/index.html

That will last until next weekend when she gets pissed drunk

That'll last like what? a minute?

We're soon gonna get a bangbang video

at least more eurotrash heirs will be saved from her crotch:

http://www.thesuperficial.com/2006/0..._has_herp.html

i heard she fucked the interviewer afterwards

Maybe she had sex with boys? Or girls? Or trannies? Maybe horses. That would explain the weird look on her face.

ahaha thats like me going on a diet!

tv dinners and slim fast only for me and nothing else!


spaz

I was thinking she must be going to a family reunion

Maybe she just wanted to say: "I'm going to celebrate." and was too stupid to say that.

Lol this is too funny.

:1orglaugh

Well.... she endorsed P.Diddy's "Vote or Die" Campaign for the 2004 Presidential Election, posing in the t-shirt for ads and going to his parties

she later admitted she didn't vote in the election, yet she's still alive ;)

who cares what she says... its all BS. but she does look cute so who cares :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

paris


Mr. Romance

Yeahhhhh right! And I`m God

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

she meant to say.. "I am going to celebrate and have two men at the same time"

A lot of lies in that article from Paris eh?

I fucked her yesterday :)

what a lie :1orglaugh

I would not be surprised

Does that mean no more pineapples? (Southpark)

Dont they all say this?

:thumbsup :1orglaugh i was thinking the same thing when i read that..

either she has had alot of boyfriends with blueballs or she is out to lunch

I had a dream about her last night. Cant wait to meet her some day, so I can shove a finger in her ass. Just like in the dream

Did she mean 2 men that she had sex with 'on video'

I bet she won't be able too keep those vows for more than a week, dumb slut.

I think we have the winning guess here :thumbsup

yeah right, I'll give her 3 days until she breaks it.

That's insane!

Kiss what?

Damn, I missed my chance???:disgust

she won't take cock anymore but she will gladly analize any willing subject

Fucking flat-chested media whore. It's high time she fucked off in some sort of scandal...

I don't know why everyone's so angry at her. I'd hit it.

She's simply saying that she's perfectly available. Give that biatch what she deserves!

I wonder how long this will last? :1orglaugh

Celibate? That's alright, I'll only buy a bit...

"She is sick of boyfriends..." So she may be like s girls now?

Translation: "I contracted genital warts and herpes and am embarrased to have sex again"

something like that :1orglaugh

Jealous much?

what new about her... shes suck..