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GermanTrashMan 08-06-2006 07:48 AM

why do these AFRICAN NIGGAHS keep sending me this bullshit!!
 
:helpme

my e-mail for the day.

FROM THE DESK OF TANIMO
public relation office
FOREIGN REMITTANCE DEPT.
AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK BURKINA FASO.(A.D.B)

dear friend,
I am the manager of bill and exchange at the foriegn remittance department of africa developement bank. I am writing, following the impressive
information about you through one of my friends WORKS WITH THE BURKINA CHAMBERS firm.:1orglaugh In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $U.S25.5Million dollars twentyfivemillion five hundred thousand US dolloars) :1orglaugh in an account that belongs to one of our foriegn customer who died along with his entire family in November 2001 in a plane crash. Since we got information about his death, :disgust


we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his money because we cannot release it unless some body applies for it as next of kin or relation to the deceased as :Oh crap
indicated in our banking guidlines and laws but unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim. It is therefore upon this discovery that I and other officials in my department now decided to
make this business proposal to you and release the money to you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill. :pimp

The banking law and guidling here stipulates that if such money remained unclaimed after six years the money will be transfered into the bank treasury as unclaimed fund. :( The request of foreigner as next of kin in this business is occassioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner and a Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. We agree that 30% of this money will be for you as a foreign partner, in respect to the provision of a foriegn account, 10% will be set aside for expenses occured during the business and 60% would be for me and my colleagues. There after I and my colleagues will visit your country for disbursement according to the percentage indicated. Therefore, to enable the immediate transfer of this fund to you as :helpme
arranged, you must apply first to the bank as relation or next of kin of the deceased indicating your bank name, :1orglaugh your bank account number, :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

your private telephone and fax number for easy and effective communication and location wherein the money will be remitted.:error Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax or email the text of the application. I will not fail to bring to your notice that this transaction is hitch -free and that you should not entertain any atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for the transfer. :Oh crap You should contact me immediately as soon as you recieve this letter.

Yours faithful :warning
Bill & Exchange Manager :disgust
MR TANIMO :321GFY


gezzus fuckin help us..:helpme

gangbangjoe 08-06-2006 08:01 AM

your sig gives me a woody

mikeet 08-06-2006 08:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
your sig gives me a woody

Me to :hitit

Tdog 08-06-2006 08:09 AM

Does Africa have internet connections?

Kristian 08-06-2006 08:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog
Does Africa have internet connections?

They do. They also have spam schools. :1orglaugh

rick-e 08-06-2006 09:05 AM

I doubt there is any person using email who hasn't received one of these.

scottybuzz 08-06-2006 09:29 AM

lol what a bunch of african bollocks

Crynos 08-06-2006 09:30 AM

I love letters from nigerian princes

Greg MissionD 08-06-2006 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gangbangjoe
your sig gives me a woody

Your on to something there :batman

reynold 08-06-2006 07:52 PM

I admit, they are good on writing these texts. :)

msan 08-06-2006 08:11 PM

Gawd...I keep receivng those crappy...I NEED HELP TRANSFERING MY FROZEN ACCOUNT TO FOREIGN COUNTRIES.

aico 08-06-2006 08:16 PM

Because it's 2nd only to oil in that countries income.

sam from montreal 08-06-2006 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog
Does Africa have internet connections?

just spammer and hacker :disgust

J.R. 08-06-2006 11:58 PM

Sorry, I will stop sending those to you.

Choose the opt out option

:)

gotekix 08-07-2006 12:49 AM

I have no idea what your thread was even about...with a sig like that how could I possibly pay attention?

godisdead 08-07-2006 01:20 AM

What's the problem? I've made 2.5 Millions because I responded.





































:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

This may ease your pain:

http://www.419eater.com/html/joe_eboh.htm

It's a site documenting how people responded to these email to screw the spammers.

notabook 08-07-2006 01:23 AM

Oh my god, 25.5 million dollaru!!! Hurry and jump on that deal before somebody else beats you to it! Those negroids sure know how to make the money111! Looks like that?s why they are all STARVING LMAO!!1. Bah, whoever says this is a Nigerian scam is just trying to get you from not getting some mad loot, HURRY, jump on that faster than a jew jumps on a dollar bill!

Antonio 08-07-2006 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog
Does Africa have internet connections?


no, every time I want to post on GFY I stick a flash drive up my postal pigeon's ass and send it to my brother in Europe


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