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HizAzPhun 08-05-2006 03:20 PM

What do you guys use to protect your balls from your laptop?
 
I just ordered one of these: http://www.laplogic.com/current/html...50/colors.html

Hope it helps, although I'm in no hurry to have kids, I'd hate to find out that I'm sterile at 25 from too much laptop heat. What do you guys use / recommend for sac protection?

AdultInsider Cloner 08-05-2006 03:23 PM

I had a vascetomy 4 years ago...I have no kids and don't ever want them.....so let my lappy fry them lol

Chris 08-05-2006 03:24 PM

dont put it on your lap ?

HizAzPhun 08-05-2006 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris
dont put it on your lap ?

That's not always possible, and besides, I like to sit on the couch and work.

:winkwink:

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultInsider Cloner
I had a vascetomy 4 years ago...I have no kids and don't ever want them.....so let my lappy fry them lol

lol minus the sterility issue, all that heat can be annoying and uncomfortable as well.

:2 cents:

BusterBunny 08-05-2006 03:32 PM

i take my balls off and place them in an lead lined safe while on cellphones or laptops....

Jon Clark - BANNED FOR LIFE 08-05-2006 03:34 PM

The heat from the laptop actually make you produce more sperm.......

Trust me, your little balls love the heat!

mrkris 08-05-2006 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris
dont put it on your lap ?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Barefootsies 08-05-2006 03:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HizAzPhun
I just ordered one of these: http://www.laplogic.com/current/html...50/colors.html

Hope it helps, although I'm in no hurry to have kids, I'd hate to find out that I'm sterile at 25 from too much laptop heat. What do you guys use / recommend for sac protection?

http://rulzofpunk.free.fr/images/moosh_combo.jpg

HizAzPhun 08-05-2006 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

flashfire 08-05-2006 03:37 PM

put your pants back on and you should be okay

bvds 08-05-2006 03:42 PM

I put it on somebody elses lap :1orglaugh

DutchTeenCash 08-05-2006 03:46 PM

ok so were talkin balls now

right - Im out lol

HizAzPhun 08-05-2006 03:51 PM

Ok, hahaha, but in all seriousness nobody has a "laptop desk" or laptop cooler that they use to keep the heat off their junk? I'm honestly surprised.

Dvae 08-05-2006 03:52 PM

http://i103.photobucket.com/albums/m...1/51644568.jpg

CheeseFrog 08-05-2006 04:01 PM

Get a sex change. Problem solved.

HomerSimpson 08-05-2006 04:03 PM

put laptop on desk or buy some low heating laptop (with some celeron mobility procesor... it's slow but you'll balls will be cool...)

PlugRush Sascha 08-05-2006 04:05 PM

LMFAO! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Jace 08-05-2006 04:07 PM

vasectomy here, i could care less

woj 08-05-2006 04:36 PM

That's the stupidest thing I've seen this year, you really spent $40 on that?

godisdead 08-05-2006 04:39 PM


:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Where the fuck did you find that!

Now that's a sad sick motherfucker!!

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-05-2006 04:50 PM

Thing on the bright side - you could develop testicular cancer and go on to win the Tour D' France and bang Sheryl Crow. :thumbsup

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georgeyw 08-05-2006 05:02 PM

i lay in bed or on the couch to work all the time and just use a pillow to sit the laptop on - they get far too hot otherwise.

biftek 08-05-2006 05:31 PM

balls are climate controlled , they will take care of the heat
if they get to hot they get bigger to put the heat over a greater area
if they get cold they contract up closer to the body to get more heat

unless you get your balls zapped by nuke energy , your sperm count will also go back to normal after 6-8 weeks when new swimmers are made

BusterBunny 08-05-2006 05:34 PM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Axzar 08-05-2006 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HizAzPhun
I just ordered one of these: http://www.laplogic.com/current/html...50/colors.html

Hope it helps, although I'm in no hurry to have kids, I'd hate to find out that I'm sterile at 25 from too much laptop heat. What do you guys use / recommend for sac protection?

Looks like the only thing that will overheat now will be your laptop.

HizAzPhun 08-05-2006 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Axzar
Looks like the only thing that will overheat now will be your laptop.

They claim that this model will actually reduce laptop temp as well.

Vitasoy 08-05-2006 08:31 PM

I use one of those dinner trays :)

E$_manager 08-05-2006 08:48 PM

my laptop is on the table and i have no balls :)

Agent 488 08-05-2006 08:52 PM

a desktop.

phatbiatch 08-06-2006 08:29 AM

lol but seriously, target sells laptop coolers so im sure some computer or electronics chain has something to help your balls :1orglaugh

DaddyHalbucks 08-06-2006 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by budsbabes
a desktop.


LOL, makes sense.

reynold 08-06-2006 08:01 PM

A customised laptop pad will do. :thumbsup

Deb 08-06-2006 11:34 PM

I don't have balls...well, not in the physical sense anyway, but I use this and I LOVE it! No more hot laptops for me! I picked mine up at Staples and it was only $17.99 there. :thumbsup


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