Falling on hard times...
 

Harry and his wife are having rough financial times, so they both decide that she'll become a hooker until things smooth over a bit. She's not quite sure what to do so Harry says, "Just stand in front of that bar and pick up a guy. Tell him that you charge a hundred bucks. If you've got a question, I'll be parked around the corner." Five minutes later a guy pulls up and says, "How much?" She replies, "A hundred dollars." Disappointed he says, "Damn! All I've got is thirty." She thinks for a second and then says, "Hold on." She runs back to Harry and says, "What can he get for thirty dollars?" He tells her that she can give him a handjob. She runs back and tells the guy that all he can get for thirty bucks is a handjob. He agrees and she gets in the car with him. He unzips his pants and pulls out this abnormally large cock. She stares at it for a minute and then says, I'll be right back!" She runs back around the corner and says breathlessly, Harry, can you loan this guy seventy bucks?!?!?!?!?!"

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hahaha classic

:1orglaugh That's awesome :1orglaugh

impressive joke LOL

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Can't say much... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I don't care who you are. That's funny right there.

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I like this one


Doctor, the embarrassed man said, 'I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore.'

'Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do.'

So, the worried fellow returned with his wife the following pad. The doctor greeted the coupled and then said, 'Please remove your clothes, Mrs. Thomas.' The woman obliged and removed her clothing. 'Okay, now turn all the way around... Now, lie down please... Uh-huh, I see.

Alright, you can put your clothes back on.' While the woman was busy dressing herself again, the doctor took the husband aside. 'You're in perfect health,' he said to the man. 'Your wife didn't give me an erection either.'

Omg.. that's awesome haha.

haha thats classic

lol both jokes are good :)

hahaha good stuff

NIce!!! :1orglaugh

LMFAO, Now thats a good joke. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh good funnies for Friday!

haha hahahh

Those both were funny.. :1orglaugh

I laughed... I cried. Pretty much like the first time I had sex.

i love Larry!!!!! :1orglaugh

OMG THAT WAS FUNNY :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

good stuff

Lol, that's funny.

Funny! :)

lol.. nice one man

That's hilarious. lol

What's the difference between a hooker, a girlfriend, and a wife?

The hooker says, "You're not done yet?"

The girlfriend says, "You're done already!"

The wife says, "Beige, I think we should paint the ceiling beige!"

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Not what I expected this post to be. Nice one.

I second that, however.... ha ha ha

haha, funny shit

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