Thank you DormBucks & TrafficGigolos!!!
 

I wanna thank you guys for the invite and the awesome weekend. I had a blast on the lake drinking, boating and taking over the bars. I still cant believe they wanted to send us a helicopter to go back my liver couldn't handle that LOL I seriously think im going to see the wheel & "shot a clock time" in my sleep LOL

Anyways special thanks to QuickBuck, PimpProfits & Mrvids.com!!!!!


XOXO

-Shirley

pssst: check your ICQ please

hahaha hitting you up

Dormbucks, Trafficgigolos, AND mrvids??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

My liver hurts already.

Happy birthday Justin :thumbsup

We loved having you.. that was your big welcome to washington greeting.. next time we are going to have to party. :thumbsup

BTW.. Bacon and Eggs anyone?

Poor Garett, hahaha
Heard it was a great time :)

Ohhh man, that was definately a trip to remember! Having the bar call and say "We don't have anymore booze, so don't come back tonight" and then the other bars offering to send a bus to pick us up was classic. And Garrett buying me more Jager shots than I could handle. Huge thanks to Resposible Ryan for saving my life, too :). I need to see the video of me giving Brett a lapdance.

Haha. that was some silly shit. There are some videos and pics i can't wait to see ...and others I hope never see the light of day.

I loved that it was a group effort. Just as a lot of people threw in to make the weekend happen... it was just a real good group of people having fun that really made it possible.

(gotta throw some love to Naughty Mark as well for splitting up the bar bill with us)

Favorite Memories.
Vinh telling the little people at gameworks that there was beer upstairs.

Lia and Mark missing their flights (twice)

Multiple people not remembering the space needle.

Somebody peeing their pants at the space needle.

Being completely gooned by the time Steve and Quinn Showed up.

Popping the dom and Cristal in seattle

The Duck and Dry Crab at Triple door.

Not leaving with the group - buying a plane ticket - then not using it and trying to rent a mini van to drive over in the AM with the remaining posse. (got stuck with a dodge charger which isn't much of a step up)

Arriving in Chelan at 5:30pm, seeing that 1.5 days into the 3 day weekend they had already consumed 90% of the liquor that had been purchased, turning around and heading back to town to buy more

As already mentioned - "drinking the bar" out of almost everything they had (grey goose, crown, jack, apple pucker, red bull, jager (steve, I've never seen a person drink that much jager), irish cream and butterscotch) - and having them call us the next day (sunday) to say that we were welcome to come in but that they wouldn't have anything to serve us)

Popping 8 bottles of Cooks in Chelan and simultaneously all of us pouring it out and spraying it. Still being asked to come back.

Having a competing bar offer to send us a shuttle bus to bring us down to their bar the next day.

The wheel of lia - enough said =)

shot a clock

Mark doing body shots off of quinn.

Me giving that wsu chick and the grandma the lapdance

Getting DMX bounced. I heard a similiar story from another baller in the industry

The powdered doughnuts

Having the bartender send booze home with us to keep the party going.

Signing out the largest bar bill the bar had ever had. And then besting it the next night.

"taking it easy sunday night"

Wheel of lia , round 2 =)

Wiseman's Jager Shots =)

Body shots off the GigoloGiggle

Mason getting tagged up =)
Tela getting tagged up including "I love black cock" on her ass cheek and having to go back to her boyfriend in a couple hours.
Jared getting tagged up
Lia getting tagged up
Jamie getttig her tits signed

Lia v Brett - the walk off

More body shots off quinn.

More kisses from brett and mason.

Shirley and Lia kissing the grandma and then giving her a shot. Thought we were going to have to dig a whole in the desert.

Kaza's Twin.

Justin jumping out of the cab and hiding behind the other car.

Quinn and Jared freaking all of us out with that late night call - and - steve running outside with the machete.

The chick pulling down her panties, talking to her b/f on the phone and masturbating.

Aftershock body shots =)

Justin getting tossed in - in all of his clothes

the dog pulling those logs out of the water

my Trip on the boat from 5am to 8am. the sun was coming up. it was awesome but I needed sleep soo bad.

The turn out monday night versus sunday night =) ... and everybody wondering if this was the porn party ... as I'm wearing an I love Porn shirt and a girls gone wild hat.

as also mentioned ... The drive back to seattle tuesday, eating 30 minutes outside of town and the bars finding out that we had left town offering to fly a helicopter to pick us up and bring us back.

stories of bowel movements during the drive back

arbies, the straws and the cristal

"taking it easy tuesday night"

the cubanos trying to start a fight and the cab driver

Drunk dialing from 4 to 6 am. If we haven't apologized to you yet ... sorry

Getting the same cabbie

Mason and vinh missing their flights

and my favorite part of the 5 day bender was .... it ending. thank you everybody for making it an unforgettable weekend.

It was great to meet you all! MAN do you guys know how to throw down, my body hates me after that weekend big thanks to everyone who put that together and basically bought the bar. I am glad I can say I was there when the wheel of lia was made. I have some great pics and vids I should post but they are all on my phone and the odds of me getting them on this computer anytime soon are pretty bad.

It's Mother fuck'n G-unit, turn to spin!

this is Garrett btw;)

Fuck that. it's G-unit

Ooooh man, I forgot some of that stuff even happened! Like me running out of the house with a machete in hand hahaha. We need to get the play by play pics of the "special" Jager shots Wiseman whipped up for those kiddies. Definately a trip that will go down in history. I don't think those bars will ever forget us.

I was told I have to yell "G-Unit!" everytime I say your name. G-UNIT!!!

sounds like a long party weekend and alot of fun!

Figured that out from sig =) Was nice meeting you man.


Thanks everybody for coming. It was a birthday to remember! I've got about a million stories =) soon as i get caught up, i'm busting some balls!

HERE you can watch Brett give this lucky lady the ride of her life!!

Too bad I didn't get any video of the granny that got a lapdance right afterwards :(

Again I will say this. i love all of you guys. But never NEVER again will I sleep under one roof with all of you for 5 days again. EVER

sounds like an epic party :thumbsup

At least you got to sleep! :321GFY

Everytime i tried i got hit with a wet towel, water poured on me, or beat with a wet pillow. Or the worst.. waking up with you next to me in your underwear snoring!

Thanks to everyone for pulling this wild 5 days off.
Great lake, great cooking, thank you wiseman for keeping food in my belly, great drinking - just a kick ass trip.
We will have some great pics to post a little later

So who is going to lia out one of these for the next get together.
http://www.prize-wheel.com/MiniPrizeWheelModel.gif
http://www.prize-wheel.com/MiniPrizeWheel.htm

You really outdid yourself organizing all of that shit. The dock area was absolutely perfect. thanks for bringing up the boat too!

next time we'll have to take over cappy's main house and infinity pool - that last night was fuck'n silly.

HOLY SHIT ... how did I forget the best story of all ... wiseman's naked stark white ass swimming around in the pool.

I'm still having nightmares of a giant wheel o' lia yelling SHOT O' CLOCK!

yeah, lia's not very good with airplanes, shit neither am i.

we have missed more flights collectively than anyone in the biz i bet.

LOL

xxxjay comes in around our level of missed flights too.

haha.

Both of those programs rock and you do as well Punker Barbie!

Mr. Romance

OMG how fucking funny! Brett you have some nice moves *MEOW*

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

By the way brett you forgot your little assault on my blankets ;)

By the way brett you forgot the assault on my blankets ;)

ROFL good fucking times!

U know wiseman u opened a can of worms with your prank call..... We're gonna get u back for that. :pimp

HAHA

i hate to say it but that was ummmmmm HAWT. i was in the corner going Yes No wait.... I dont know... I think Brett just wanted to see you naked.

Where is the picture of you boys kissing? Thats gonna be my new screen saver. :)

i'm thinking cell phone wall paper. let's talk to ian about distribution

You too, it was great celebrating your birthday with and without you :winkwink:

Keep your liver healthy

This seems to happen to you often Brett......

http://www.rochardsbunnyranch.com/pictures/071/196.jpg

How come I didn't get an invite?

haha. and even that time, I left the party to go buy more (jerk) =)

In my defense I didn't supply the first wave of booze. But I did make two more trips to the store that barely covered us.

As for your invite. I don't know what happened there, wasn't my thing, but if anything ends up happening for my birthday (oct 1st) you'll be invited.

Lake Chelan rocks!!

Sounds like you guys had a good time!

I still Love the part where Vira was up in Arms between G unit and Asa.

it was like that comercial. "which way do I go which way do I go which way do I go.

This is true - you did in fact leave your own party to get me more Jager. And for this I am forever thankful.

We haven't settled the details yet but it looks like the "Rochard / Punker Birthday Bash" is on for Phoenix - and Brett, you are indeed invited again.

YAY i cant wait Richard! Last year was a fucking blast =)