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GatorB 08-02-2006 07:09 PM

Stupid criminal of the day award
 
Dye Packs Explode In Suspect's Pants
Posted August 02, 2006 at 11:49 AM

TAMPA ? Police are searching for a bank robber who may have serious burns below the belt after a dye pack exploded in his pants on Wednesday.

The bandit stuffed his haul from the Bank of America branch at 3439 W. Hillsborough Ave. down the front of his jeans about 11:44 a.m., but the red dye pack burst after he jumped over a low hedge in the northern parking lot, Tampa police said.

Witnesses saw the bandit flinging red-colored bills from his pants as he ran away, police said.

Robbery Detective Gary Balkcom said the temperature of a bursting dye pack reaches about 425 degrees Fahrenheit, making injuries likely.

?He?s probably going to have medical issues,? Balkcom said.


http://tboblogs.com/index.php/newswi...d_bank_robber/

notabook 08-02-2006 07:31 PM

This doesn?t exactly make him stupid by shoving money in his pants does it? Unless he was actively aware that the money contained the dye pack in it right? He?s stupid for robbing a bank period, but because of that whole incident?

Rankings 08-02-2006 07:33 PM

seen better days

reynold 08-02-2006 08:59 PM

Not his lucky day. I hope those stolen money will be enough to pay his medical bills.

Freakster 08-02-2006 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold
Not his lucky day. I hope those stolen money will be enough to pay his medical bills.

NOW, if he would actually pay his medical bills to lower body injuries with red painted bills, he would qualify as stupid criminal :thumbsup

r-c-e 08-02-2006 11:20 PM

Hahaha, what a stupid cunt. Would love to have been one of the witnesses

JustynErmouth 08-03-2006 12:29 AM

If I would have been a witness I probably would have thought it was a SEX CHANGE GONE BAD

Yeah he would have been nominated for the stupid criminal award if he used red dyed bills to pay the doc. :1orglaugh


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