A riddle.
 

How was copper wire invented?

Two ______'s fighting over a penny.

post whores ?

keyboard warriors?

how?!???

Gamblers or Slaves?

Jews.....errrrrr :winkwink:

You are all wrong. Copper Wiring was invented by George Washington Carver in 1825 when he ran out of cherry tree?s to chop down. He didn't have anything better to do so he picked up a penny and used his newest invention, a peanut butter laser guided cherry tree railgun, and fired it directly at the penny. The force of 1,000 nuclear weapons, which happen to be invented by Al Gore, exploded on the penny but in a quantum dimension (term coined by Mahatma Gandhi) so nobody was hurt in the process. And that my friends is why cars run on gasoline.

I remember that one!

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here's a REAL riddle for ya.. I wonder who can figure it out..

I went to the hardware store and told the clerk; "I want one hundred for me and ninety eight for my neighbor."

Clerk: "Ok, that'll be $15 for you and $10 for your neighbor"

What did I buy?

house numbers?