Whats Your Biggest Regret For 2006?
 

Well here is my story, I had met a really freaky and experimental woman who was admittedly bisexual and into all sorts of sexual activities.

The perfect kind of woman to have around for a good dick suck every now and again.

Well I assumed since she was a bisexual superfreak that I should come at her aggressively to get my dicksucked.

Well I ruined it, she got really offended and the closest I ever got to getting my dick sucked was the last time I was over her house and I was able to talk her into kissing my BIG CHOCOLATE PENIS.

I really wish I had been smoother and calmer about the situation, her KISSING MY COCOA COCK was such a fucking tease

you failed creative writing and had to go to summer school and this is what you submitted?

Hey man just sharing with the board...
I see you have 15,959 posts

I'm pretty sure all nearly 16 thousand of them were literary works of art :1orglaugh

just bustin yer balls a bit :thumbsup

opening this thread

I think these are the kinds of threads people usually post at the END of the year, not the midway point.

Well, as early as now, I already started counting about my regrets.

I didn't make a million dollars... again! My biggest regret for the last 26 years. :(

Giving Jessica Alba my virginity.