How to make Mom shut up
 

:1orglaugh
I found it while searching to see if "hensile" was a word (It's not). Prehensile (to grasp) does not mean "before hensile"; It's derived from the latin word Prehensio, "to sieze".

The more you know...

little to much time on your hands :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

We need more of this - maybe we should have a "word of the day" style thing.

lolz!!! :1orglaugh


Word of the Day "Prehensile"

ha ha ha could be a new niche

Only on porn! :thumbsup

lol sometimes it's amazing what you find for simple search terms

this thread is useless without video of the kid passing out at the spelling bee.....

http://www.extremefunnypictures.com/funnypic541.htm

Are you getting bored?

Pfffft, too bad human pussy isn?t like a dolphin's. Their vagina is super prehensile, would be like getting a handjob and your cock sucked all at once while you?re banging away at her snatch. Damn that'd be awesome.

how do you know about Dolphin's vaginas? :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Not first hand experience unfortunately :( I would totally fuck a dolphin if I could get away with it. Hey that one jewish chick married one... so what's wrong with you fucking them :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I learn something new everyday

just pop her one right in the mouth, that'll shut her up.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh It's like the GFYDiscovery Channel :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Last night I was watching Shark Week, and the guy from the "Dirty Jobs" series was making jokes to some female marine biologist on how the Great White Shark had two penises. I damn near spewed my drink thinking, who was looking?!?!?!

Haha... "Stop the clock"

And at the end, you could use their inbuilt radar to find the way home - although you'd probably be followed by a few activists saying you were harming the dolphin. No worries there though - just explain you put your cock up it's twunt and they'll faint right away.