ok I'll go first...
Q: How do you break a mexican's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose!
Q: How do you break a mexican's finger?
A: Punch him in the nose!
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yes, lets do!Originally posted by fitzmultiComment
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Old one, but funny. If you are a racist.
Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and a Black kid are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the Black kid whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"
The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
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Q: Why do black kids have bigger dicks than white kids?
A: Because white kids have toys!!Comment
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What do you call a bunch of white men chasing after a black man?
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"A problem cannot be solved from the same consciousness that created it. We must learn to see the world anew." - Albert EinsteinComment
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Originally posted by 3M TA3
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This thread could get interesting
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What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A. Dope Ring!
What do you get when you stick your hand in a bowl full of jellybeans?
A. The black ones steal your watch.Last edited by Bladewire; 08-02-2006, 01:46 AM.
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Hell, that's a nice thread. Actually, I'm not a racist but I just love those jokes about black men.Comment
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Anyone else got some?
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Did you hear about the black man that had a heart attack and died on Halloween?
Someone came to his door dressed as a job.Comment
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To use the ones in this thread:
A black man, an I talian man and a jew are in a car on the road. Who's driving?
....the copsComment
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Originally posted by moneymotivates
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Man, this sucks. For years you guys boycotted the hell out of us for racism and then I find snot like this. Makes you wonder...
Viva Nelson Mandela!Comment
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Really, becuas Jews and Italians are known for thier crime.Originally posted by michelCare about me?
Who?
Me!
Who?Comment
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It's a bad thread... $$ doesn't make you have class
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Originally posted by notabookOld one, but funny. If you are a racist.
Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and a Black kid are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game. "Let's see who has the largest dick," he says. "Okay," they all agree.
The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out. "That's nothing," says the Italian kid. He whips his out. His is a couple of inches longer. Not to be outdone, the Black kid whips his out. It is far the biggest, dwarfing the other two in both length and width. The Jewish and Italian kid are stunned and amazed. "Wow, that thing is huge!" they exclaim.
That night, eating dinner at home, the Black kid's mother asks him what he did at school today.
"Oh, we worked on a science project, had a math test and read out loud from a new book ...and during recess, my friends and I played "Let's see who has the largest dick."
"What kind of game is that, honey?" says the mother.
"Well, me, Sidney and Anthony each pulled out our penises, and I had the biggest! The other kids say its because I'm black. Is that true, Mom?"
The mom replies: "No, honey. It's because you're twenty-three."
Whitehat is for chumps
If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!Comment
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A Negro, a Mexican and an Arab all jump off a cliff to see who will hit the ground first. Who wins?
Society.Unvaxxed, still alive.Comment
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dont be such a babyOriginally posted by sweetcutiesComment
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Black One Liners
Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
>Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
What did God say when he saw the first black person?
>Ooops, I burnt one!
What's the difference between batman and a blackman?
>Batman can go to the store with out robin.
Is it better to be born black or gay?
>Black - because you don't have to tell your folks.
Why don't blacks like blowjobs?
>They don't like any jobs.
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Posted by a black man in Texas:
I black.
When I born, I black.
When I grow up, I black.
When I go in sun, I black,
When I cold, I black,
When I scared, I black,
When I sick, I black.
And when I die, I still black.
You white folks....
When you born, you pink.
When you grow up, you white.
When you go in sun, you red.
When you cold, you blue.
When you scared, you yellow.
When you sick, you green.
When you bruised, you purple.
And when you die, you gray.
So... who you callin' COLORED????Comment
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Originally posted by MrPheer
makes sense...
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This works for any race really....
How do you break a ______'s neck and elbows at the same time?
Slam the toilet seat down...........catch them while they're getting a drink.
...sadly it's not really funny but the only one I can remember off the top of my head atm...(atm = at the moment, not ass to mouth you Clerks II watching mofos!)
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nope sure dosentOriginally posted by sweetcuties
in fact no matter who you are no matter how much money you have class and tact are two things you cannot fake or learn, its like charisma its just has to be in you
remindes me of my trader days when some of us would get a kick out of watching the lower class traders make an ass of them self not knowing they were pushing the revolving door faster to get to the wrong side
I love it though
class is what really separates the world
not money
you can take a dirt poor guy with class and put him in a room full of rich guys with class and he will be just fine but take a person with no class and put them anywhere and uh......
carry onLast edited by pussyserver - BANNED FOR LIFE; 08-02-2006, 09:46 AM.Comment
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Originally posted by pussyservernope sure dosent
in fact no matter who you are no matter how much money you have class and tact are two things you cannot fake or learn, its like charisma its just has to be in you
remindes me of my trader days when some of us would get a kick out of watching the lower class traders make an ass of them self not knowing they were pushing the revolving door faster to get to the wrong side
I love it though
class is what really separates the world
not money
you can take a dirt poor guy with class and put him in a room full of rich guys with class and he will be just fine but take a person with no class and put them anywhere and uh......
carry on
Coming from the guy who supports Hezbollah.
Lets all take advice on "class" from a terrorist supporter.Care about me?
Who?
Me!
Who?Comment
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black man found dead in mississippi river with rope around his neck, multiple gun shots, hands handcuffed behind his back, eyes burnt out.. you get the point.. the shieriff looks at him and says.. thats the worst suicide I've ever seen.Comment
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I do not support hezbolahOriginally posted by AlexComment
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Originally posted by pussyservernope sure dosent
in fact no matter who you are no matter how much money you have class and tact are two things you cannot fake or learn, its like charisma its just has to be in you
remindes me of my trader days when some of us would get a kick out of watching the lower class traders make an ass of them self not knowing they were pushing the revolving door faster to get to the wrong side
I love it though
class is what really separates the world
not money
you can take a dirt poor guy with class and put him in a room full of rich guys with class and he will be just fine but take a person with no class and put them anywhere and uh......
carry on
If you had any class you wouldnt be a porn slinger and chatting on a board called go fuck youself.... so go fuck yourself
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Yes, you do.Originally posted by pussyserver
Originally posted by pussyserver
Originally posted by pussyserverUnvaxxed, still alive.Comment
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oh man no way
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Q: Whats the difference between pussyserver and a bucket of shit?
A: The bucket!!!Comment
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Wow, been a LOOOOOOOOONG time since I last heard such a big crock of shit...Originally posted by pussyservernope sure dosent
in fact no matter who you are no matter how much money you have class and tact are two things you cannot fake or learn, its like charisma its just has to be in you
remindes me of my trader days when some of us would get a kick out of watching the lower class traders make an ass of them self not knowing they were pushing the revolving door faster to get to the wrong side
I love it though
class is what really separates the world
not money
you can take a dirt poor guy with class and put him in a room full of rich guys with class and he will be just fine but take a person with no class and put them anywhere and uh......
carry onWhitehat is for chumps
If you don't do it, somebody else will - true story!Comment
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Originally posted by escorpio
good text chop !!
you have taken those quotes completely out of context with your editing, good job but I am sure anyone who viewed the original threads can plainly see this
so
your thread chop is worthlessComment
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its all in fun, blacks, jews, mexicans, and even women can come in and make jokes about the same that are making jokes about themOriginally posted by sweetcuties
its about putting racism behind you and all giving each other a laugh at the expense of eachotherComment
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now with that being said, heres some jokes!
Guy walks into a bar and sits down for a drink and sees Hitler sitting at a table in the corner.
So the guy asks the bartender if thats Hitler and the bartender says yep. Bartender also says that he'll tell you anything you want if you buy him a drink.
So the guy gets another drink and sits down with Hitler and hands him the drink.
The guy: "So exactly how many people did you kill?"
Hitler: "About 600,000 jews and 7 circus clowns"
The guy, suprised replied "7 circus clowns!?"
Hitler: "See! Nobody cares about the jews!"
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Jews in Auschwitz are going to take a shower. Loud cheers go through the room, as there's real water coming out of the showers. Only an old rabbi sits in the corner, crying. "Hey, what's your problem?", somebody asks. "Fools! Can't you see that there's no drain?"
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1936 Olympics in Berlin, Hitler in his opening speech:
"We thank the Jews for the new cinder track and the Olympic flame!"Comment
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how about that wasnt funny at all???Originally posted by MrPheer
listen up tasteless low life I spit on people like you, I suggest you slither back under your rock before you catch my attention
for the rest of you its amazing how pissed some people get over a comment about class i guess the ole saying the truth hurts
really does hurtComment
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Yes, I edited the reasons you give for your hatred of Israel and support of Hezbollah but your message is still the same. If not, please explain how my edits changed the meaning of what you were saying.Originally posted by pussyservergood text chop !!
you have taken those quotes completely out of context with your editing, good job but I am sure anyone who viewed the original threads can plainly see this
so
your thread chop is worthlessUnvaxxed, still alive.Comment
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Originally posted by escorpio hatred of israel huh???
you are completely discredited as you cannot debate without twisting the facts
how about you post the threads you got those quotes from
while you at it post where I said I supported israel before
or just keep posting unbelivable spin if no one else believs you....
you doComment
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Boohoo, let's cry when someone makes fun of your race. Unless they're making fun of YOU, I don't get it. Who cares, here's a few jokes..
What do you call a white person stealing snacks?
-A cracker jacker.
What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
-Neighbor...and I'm off.Comment
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Here's the thread you started titled "I was on the fence before but now FUCK ISRAEL" Please explain to me how this thread expresses anything but hatred for Israel and how I have twisted the facts of your posts and I will humbly apologize.Originally posted by pussyserver hatred of israel huh???
you are completely discredited as you cannot debate without twisting the facts
how about you post the threads you got those quotes from
while you at it post where I said I supported israel before
or just keep posting unbelivable spin if no one else believs you....
you do
http://www.gfy.com/showthread.php?t=639377Unvaxxed, still alive.Comment
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its funny because I did not even mention the jokes or anything about my race or any one elses race all I did was reply to a post about people having classOriginally posted by TeenGodFather
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I don't know many white jokes, but would love to hear them.Comment
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go ahead and spit on me, you'll just feel stupid as you're wiping off your monitorOriginally posted by pussyserver
dumbassComment
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me too... i think there arent many white jokes cause we just arent very funnyOriginally posted by Fucksakes
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Originally posted by escorpio
Shh, the tool is in denial.Care about me?
Who?
Me!
Who?Comment
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Originally posted by escorpio
I think the thread title and the contents of my post pretty much speak for it self.
here it is in its entierty
""I was on the fence before but now FUCK ISRAEL
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Yep its official they have pretty much lost a supporter at this point
one thing I will not condone is the killing of innocent children I hope hezbolah catch a few more of their worthless soilders and cut theyr fuckin heads off on al jazera
they deserve it""
to any casual reader of this post its obvious where I was coming from from the title of the post to the contents of the message
I was a supporter of Israel and was angry at the thought of innocent children being killed to a non casual reader or someone who understands that every word has a purpose
they would read this and imediately conclude although I support Israel I was distancing myself from the tragedy of those children being killed both publicly and emotionalyComment
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