My Miami Vice Review
 

Pro's

#1 The Ferrari F430 Spider :thumbsup I'm a little one sided on that lol
#2 The Speed Boat - I really want one now lol
#3 The gun shootout scene, very good sound and camera work
#4 They had some pimp clothes


Con's

#1 Colin Farrels annoying accent that kept coming and going. It was very strong at some points and weak at others. lame
#2 Butt ugly chicks in the movie - they could have at least got some good looking chicks
#3 The damn camera shaking almost long enough to get you motion sick.
#4 Jamie Foxx sucked - I think he had about 10 lines
#5 The plot
#6 The ghetto ass crowd in the theater
#7 Soundtrack was weak
#8 Mojitos

OK, just got back from seeing it.

There were just a couple really good parts. The shootout near the end was really well done. Sound effects were awesome.

But, most of the movie was just lame and weird. The bad guys were totally goofballs and when they got killed at the end everyone cheered I think just that we didn't have to see them in the film anymore. LOL

The love relationship with the asian chick was really goofy because she comes off at first as this hardcore high level dealer and next thing she's being romantic and fucking Sonny. It just wasn't believable.

The movie had some really bad editing. It felt like they put scenes in just to fill space and give the movie its necessary length. You could have easily chopped an hour out and not missed anything relevant.

Usually films like this have some fantastic chase scenes. This had none. You could tell they chomped out on the budget as much as they could to make this movie.

On a 1 to 10, I'd give this about a 3. And for fuck's sake, whoever did the casting for this movie sucked, especially with picking Colin Farrel as the star. What a dud actor. Jamie was better but not much.

Mojitos rock damn it :( Me drinking them doesn't make me gay either. Taking it up the ass does.

I definitely wont be seeing this movie. I'm going to watch Clerks 2 instead :glugglug

summary: it sucks

:1orglaugh why would you even go see it...i doubt i'll even rent it on dvd....

the local paper gave it a C

Mojitos? Why??

Mojitos? Why??

Blasphemy! I'd pull my links from DatingGold for a comment like that! LOL.
WG

I hate going to movie theaters. My kid wanted to see it so I caved in. And I really hate paying $10 for 1 watered down coke and a popcorn. It's such a fucking ripoff.

Plus this dude at the end of the aisle had his cell phone on with a rap ringtone and he kept getting calls all during the film.

And there was a big fat fuck sitting right behind me and everytime he moved his knees hit the back of my seat.

:disgust :disgust

I just didn't like that they jumped on the mojito band wagon too..

I'm still going to see it. :)

LOL, dude seriously, you're not missing anything great. I could have slept through half of it. :1orglaugh

Like I would listen to someone who gives away American jobs to foreigners...and is an American themself. :)

I'm going to see it for the sake of it.

Wake up. Everything is Made In China. :1orglaugh

I was wondering about that too. I have not read anything that implied it was a good movie here on GFY. Usually opinions are split. If there is a consensus, watch out.

You have problems.