Millionaire in 5 minutes
 

I just banged Oprah and selling my story to newspapers...

:pimp

way to go, good job :thumbsup

this thread is useless without pix. :)

I would ask for pics as proof, however, as the mental picture has made me ill, PLEASE don't post any pics. " I believe you.":Oh crap

That would do it. How about I raped Oprah...that would sell too ;)

Yup that would do it, but why would you want to hit that?

How many bags of flour did it take to find the wet spot?

yeah i guess that would work :1orglaugh

I call bullshit, They would call up your former lovers and they would all say you could never last 5 minutes:)

*shudders* Thanks man, going to have nightmares tonight for sure. I just recently got over my terrible bout of night tremors in which I kept seeing Rosie O?Donnell in a string bikini dancing then sitting on my chest crushing the life from me. Thanks a lot you assfuck ;(