I'm trying to teach my dog pussy-hunting techniques but ....
 

so I had sex with this girl, and had the two fingers of my left hand in her pussy for a while, then when I went home I let my dog sniff my fingers and took her for a walk

the idea was that my dog would start sniffing all the girls' pussies, and then I'd come up with a killer pick-up line like "OMFG, did my dog just smell your PUSSY, I'm so sorry" etc - chicks dig that (when strangers talk about their pussies on the street), but the bloody dog did nothing, I guess I need a male dog for my "pussy-hunting" operation ;(

can somebody with a male dog please try this and tell me if it works, thanks in advance

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dude seriously

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Did your shnarf of a dad teach you that? :1orglaugh


I find what works is to just have a really cute dog and take it for a walk. The chicks come up to the dog all on their own... "AWWW, what a cute puppeeee" etc. While they're fussing over the pooch you lay your oh so killer lines on them and viola.


Lettin your dog sniff your woman's pussy smell is kind of out there man...don't you think?

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you're nuts man.. good luck with the pussy sniffing!!:thumbsup

bump 4 ya

The only thing you will find with a dog is woman in their periods.

Wow...............

if say that to a girl on the street your going to get slapped lol

what a technic! Antonio, did you thing long before you developed it?:winkwink:

LOL dude! hahaha