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tunafox 07-29-2006 03:43 AM

$$$ SEO for 100 word descriptions $$$
 
I would like a SEO expert or someone with good creative writing skills / marketing knowledge to produce 100 word descriptions, on around 25 adult niches.

In addition each description will require a keyword dense 25 word summary.

For someone in the know this job should take around an hour and is pretty straight forward.

Each description needs to be keyword dense and in written in proper english.

Please leave your dollar quote and you icq details and I will hit you up right away.

Deputy Chief Command 07-29-2006 03:45 AM

5000 roepies

Kimo 07-29-2006 03:55 AM

five thousand million yen

tunafox 07-29-2006 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command
5000 roepies

I said dollar quote, not frickin roepies, oh by the way you left out your icq....

Oh by the way DCC = Dickless Coed Chicken not Deputy Chief Command

tunafox 07-29-2006 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Kimo
five thousand million yen

Whats that in dollars?

At least you have your icq in sig!

Love Sex 07-29-2006 04:59 AM

ill do it for $150

e-god 07-29-2006 05:00 AM

I doubt you will find a person you are looking for here on gfy...

joshll 07-29-2006 05:01 AM

ill do it for $50, hell its only 100 descriptions!

tunafox 07-29-2006 05:09 AM

Just to clear things up:

It is only 25 descriptions.

Each description is 100 words plus a 25 word summary.

tunafox 07-29-2006 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Love Sex
ill do it for $150

What is your icq?

Love Sex 07-29-2006 06:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tunafox
What is your icq?

my icq doesnt work on the comp that im using.

add my aim: lovesexking

ill leave it on for the day

Lycanthrope 07-29-2006 07:12 AM

If you can wait till Wednesday / Thursday (I have a larger text project that will take me the early part of next week) I'll be happy to do it for $80.00.

May I ask what niches?

tunafox 07-29-2006 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Love Sex
my icq doesnt work on the comp that im using.

add my aim: lovesexking

ill leave it on for the day


Tried to contact you but you are not around

pornguy 07-29-2006 09:24 AM

You guys are seling your services way to cheap.
25 paragraphs at 125 words per for 80$??

baddog 07-29-2006 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by tunafox
Just to clear things up:

It is only 25 descriptions.

Each description is 100 words plus a 25 word summary.


Okay, you want a quality job and expect that to be done in an hour? You are kidding yourself :2 cents:

Good luck.

czarina 07-29-2006 09:31 AM

I can do it for you. 175$ starting today. 50% upfront, and 50% upon delivery. Hit me up on ICQ, and I can show you a sample or 3

baddog 07-29-2006 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by pornguy
You guys are seling your services way to cheap.
25 paragraphs at 125 words per for 80$??


You haven't seen the quality of their work. It could be that $80 is way too much.

baddog 07-29-2006 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by tunafox
In addition each description will require a keyword dense 25 word summary.


I have to ask, with a 25 word summary, just how many words do you think it will take to make it "keyword dense?"

Lycanthrope 07-29-2006 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog
You haven't seen the quality of their work. It could be that $80 is way too much.

Or it could just be that I am that good and quick and am in need of some money and willing to work for less than I normally would.

There are times that you probably should just keep your fucking mouth shut. This is one of them.

baddog 07-29-2006 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope
Or it could just be that I am that good and quick and am in need of some money and willing to work for less than I normally would.

There are times that you probably should just keep your fucking mouth shut. This is one of them.

Did I touch a nerve? I don't seem to recall saying that your work sucked :321GFY

Vell 07-29-2006 09:52 AM

i'll do it for $30

hit me up.

Lycanthrope 07-29-2006 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
Did I touch a nerve? I don't seem to recall saying that your work sucked :321GFY

Yes you struck a nerve. I guess your memory is slipping. No you didn't say it outright, but you hinted strongly at it. Which is funny because you have never seen it.

I don't know what is worse here, the "kids" running amok, or your bitter self taking every chance possible to promote "your" services by trying to make others look bad whether you know what you are talking about or not.

Which is a shame since I referred a few people looking for hosting with muliple Class Cs to gwh last month.

I also referred a few to T2 and since they showed an equally dismal amount of thanks, I will just sit back and watch you fight amongst yourselves...

baddog 07-29-2006 10:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Lycanthrope
I don't know what is worse here, the "kids" running amok, or your bitter self taking every chance possible to promote "your" services by trying to make others look bad whether you know what you are talking about or not.

I was not promoting my services. I don't want or have time for the job.

Lycanthrope 07-29-2006 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog
I was not promoting my services. I don't want or have time for the job.

Then why did you feel it necessary to even reply at all?

baddog 07-29-2006 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

Which is a shame since I referred a few people looking for hosting with muliple Class Cs to gwh last month.

If this is true, thank you, but you should sign up for the affiliate program so we could thank you with $$$

Quote:


I also referred a few to T2 and since they showed an equally dismal amount of thanks, I will just sit back and watch you fight amongst yourselves...

It is T3, and I don't own it.

Trax 07-29-2006 10:05 AM

:1orglaugh

baddog 07-29-2006 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Lycanthrope
Then why did you feel it necessary to even reply at all?


Because I find the requests made by some people to be quite humorous. For instance, a "keyword dense" 25 word description. You have to admit, if you know anything about SEO, that keyword dense with 25 words is pretty laughable.

mufas 07-29-2006 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by tunafox
Tried to contact you but you are not around


Send me your ICQ contakt :winkwink:

Ace_luffy 07-29-2006 10:09 AM

bump... ?

Lycanthrope 07-29-2006 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
If this is true, thank you, but you should sign up for the affiliate program so we could thank you with $$$

That wasn't the point. And thanks but no thanks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog
It is T3, and I don't own it.

I was talking about Tear 2. I know you don't own it. I was simply commenting on your pissing matches with them.

And since this seems like it is turning into another one, I'll just end it now.

baddog 07-29-2006 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Lycanthrope

I was talking about Tear 2. I know you don't own it. I was simply commenting on your pissing matches with them.


I don't piss with them. Most of them are on ignore and have been for months.


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