What if i told you i was the richest person in adult?
 

and then what if i told you i was full of shit?

what if I told you that I have a 32 inch penis?

this thread does not deliver.

Everything I say is a lie, including what I just said.

only if you use preparation H:thumbsup

i feel like i am on E today, and i got smashed last night, this is fucking weird.

I would believe you if you told me you are an Idiot:warning

i wouldnt believe you if you told me you were a hot bitch, because you are probably so fat that your house is all hard wood and you just use your office chair to roll from the computer to the fridge.

i am telling you to shut your fucking mouth because i do not want to be inhaled by your fat grotesque beach whale of a body. :2 cents: