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leroytrolley 07-28-2006 03:36 AM

Anybody got a cure for premature ejaculation???
 
Anybody??

Leroy

Orsm 07-28-2006 03:39 AM

Avoid sex/masturbation...

martinsc 07-28-2006 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orsm
Avoid sex/masturbation...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Nicky 07-28-2006 03:41 AM

drink 1 liter vodka before sex

Kimo 07-28-2006 03:43 AM

anal sex, with men.

gooddomains 07-28-2006 03:43 AM

let it flow

Double L 07-28-2006 03:51 AM

a woman who only wants jewelry.

v4 media 07-28-2006 03:54 AM

knock 1 off 5 minutes before..

Lifer 07-28-2006 03:59 AM

Only fuck ugly girls with panties on her head.

Then just before you cum too quick, remove the panties, start to swivel and
then replace the panties.

Repeat as necessary.

There is a logical solution to just about everything if you take the time to
analyse the situation ;-)

polish_aristocrat 07-28-2006 04:00 AM

use special condoms

Marshal 07-28-2006 04:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
use special condoms...

...with anestetics... and start thinking about maths more often! :)

Manowar 07-28-2006 04:31 AM

anaethetising condoms

Scott McD 07-28-2006 04:33 AM

Take 'E'

TheGirlNextDoor 07-28-2006 04:39 AM

think : baseball, cars, hockey, granny in a bikini, all the times you hit your toe on the coffee table...etc.

BoobleBob 07-28-2006 05:33 AM

Not that I have that problem, but...
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by leroytrolley
Anybody??

Leroy

Sir Rodney was told by a top male porn performer that he uses a very small amount of the anti depressant Zoloft to avoid premature ejaculation. Paxil is also reputed accomplish this.

PS a string like this on GFY... you are really asking for it... you got off lightly (and got a real answer) :1orglaugh

Wicked 1 07-28-2006 05:38 AM

"Premature Ejaculation" is just a term coined by women.

If a Man named it it would be called "Effective Time Management". :thumbsup

Always look on the bright side, Try to find a hooker with per second billing saving you time and money :winkwink:

Antonio 07-28-2006 05:43 AM

yes, I have the ultimate solution

when you do your girlfriend doggy style think of your dad doing your mom doggy style - if that doesn't help nothing will

p.s. side effects of the treatment might lead to permanent loss of erection

Bro Media - BANNED FOR LIFE 07-28-2006 06:00 AM

have sex more then once in your life?

dunefield 07-28-2006 06:01 AM

put some of that dick numbing stuff on ya cock...

VicD 07-28-2006 06:13 AM

jerk off before you have sex

mortenb 07-28-2006 06:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD
Take 'E'

or meth.. that works too

MyNameIsNobody 07-28-2006 06:16 AM

what about a cock ring? (the first decent suggestion so far?)

joshll 07-28-2006 06:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo
anal sex, with men.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

leroytrolley 07-28-2006 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MyNameIsNobody
what about a cock ring? (the first decent suggestion so far?)

Is there any info on these on the web. Where can I see them and buy them??

Leroy

CamsLord 07-28-2006 07:08 AM

i doubt it, its natural

MetaMan 07-28-2006 07:10 AM

rub hemroid cream on your cock and fuck youself in the ass.


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