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D 07-27-2006 10:03 AM

Fanatic Gamer Stalks Sony Head - Restraining Order In Place.
 
Wowsers.

Who says us online gamers are freaks? :1orglaugh

"(CNN) -- A recent poll indicates that online gamers are becoming dangerously radical.

The Sony Online Entertainment President John Smedley recieved a restraining order against one of his company's customers, who goes by the alias of Hellfish, on Monday. The judge ruled in favor of Mr. Smedley on the charges of stalking, creating a religious cult centered around Smedley, and sending him an entire cake in the mail every day.

The deranged customer refused to comment, but Mr. Smedley said that he was "very glad to be rid of that incredibly creepy person", and was even happier to continue recieving Hellfish's monthly subscription to the online game PlanetSide.

The judge was cautious in his ruling at first, however after a security tape from a convenience store was played showing Hellfish sneaking up behind Mr. Smedley and attempting to to force a crown onto his head, the ruling was very solid. There was also a quote by Mr. Smedley of how, when leaving his house one day, Hellfish "jumped out from behind my bushes, completely naked, tackled me, and yelled 'Give me your perfect seed!'".

Hellfish will, under this order, not be able to even be in the same state as Mr. Smedley, nor be allowed to continue emailing provocative photographs of himself."

http://bbod.org/cnn/index.html

Phoenix 07-27-2006 10:05 AM

hahah man that is awesome...give me your perfect seed..lol

luv$ 07-27-2006 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by D_hodough
Hellfish "jumped out from behind my bushes, completely naked, tackled me, and yelled 'Give me your perfect seed!'".

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

D 07-27-2006 12:08 PM

Hehe... guys' not even allowed in the same _state_

Doctor Dre 07-27-2006 12:09 PM

A recent poll indicates that online gamers are becoming dangerously radical.

How can people understand that there are dangerious radical people in every field of the society and our only job is not to let them be in a situatoin where they are in control.

ProducerCashDave 07-27-2006 12:11 PM

Hellfish "jumped out from behind my bushes, completely naked, tackled me, and yelled 'Give me your perfect seed!'".


ROFL

MyNameIsNobody 07-27-2006 12:11 PM

awesome!! I'd like a dude like that following me around!!

xclusive 07-27-2006 12:15 PM

damn people are getting crazier

joshll 07-27-2006 12:15 PM

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nor be allowed to continue emailing provocative photographs of himself."
Fucking freako :1orglaugh

majorbitch 07-27-2006 12:16 PM

Quote:

Hellfish "jumped out from behind my bushes, completely naked, tackled me, and yelled 'Give me your perfect seed!'".
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA.

But it's fake.

Sultry_Selenia 07-27-2006 12:18 PM

That is nuts lol.

Shoehorn! 07-27-2006 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by D_hodough
The judge ruled in favor of Mr. Smedley on the charges of stalking, creating a religious cult centered around Smedley, and sending him an entire cake in the mail every day.

Obviously fake, but "sending him an entire cake in the mail everyday" is fucking hilarious. :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

notabook 07-27-2006 12:35 PM

I wish I had perfect seed to give someone :( I?d give it to homeless chicks :)


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