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sweetcuties 07-26-2006 11:32 AM

I wish the neighborhood slut would
 
A few houses down, there's a hot girl (18 or so) and her current idiot boyfriend seems to be the asshole type. He comes in the neighborhood always blasting his fucking music... it doesn't matter what time it is, morning or late night. Every fucking day I hear bass... boom, boom=) I appreciate good systems but when you're in a neighborhood, turn your shit down, out of respect. What an idiot.

CDSmith 07-26-2006 11:34 AM

Solution: buy a paint ball gun.

:D

swoop 07-26-2006 11:36 AM

I opened this thread thinking you were going to say:

I wish the neighborhood slut.....would come on over

Kristian 07-26-2006 11:48 AM

Tell him to turn that shit down.

joshll 07-26-2006 11:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Solution: buy a paint ball gun.

:D

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fuck his giurl and record the sounds...
put it on CS and put the CD in his car unsuspiciously..
then he will blast out you bangin his bird...

Manowar 07-26-2006 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshll
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fuck his giurl and record the sounds...
put it on CS and put the CD in his car unsuspiciously..
then he will blast out you bangin his bird...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

majorbitch 07-26-2006 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshll
Fuck his giurl and record the sounds...
put it on CS and put the CD in his car unsuspiciously..
then he will blast out you bangin his bird...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh Classic.

Gnat69 07-26-2006 12:09 PM

Slash his tires

Tdog 07-26-2006 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CDSmith
Solution: buy a paint ball gun.

:D

I never thought of this. You think this would make someone turn down there music ?

Maybe leave a note before you start paintballing his car.

OG LennyT 07-26-2006 12:23 PM

cut his tires

BluewireAngie 07-26-2006 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshll
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fuck his giurl and record the sounds...
put it on CS and put the CD in his car unsuspiciously..
then he will blast out you bangin his bird...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CIVMatt 07-26-2006 12:30 PM

Bumping up this thread for glory hole action

NightHawk2000 07-26-2006 01:09 PM

G0 fuck his girl, then hell turn the music down :)

E$_manager 07-26-2006 01:35 PM

paint ball gun is the best solution, follow it!

CDSmith 07-26-2006 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog
I never thought of this. You think this would make someone turn down there music ?

Maybe leave a note before you start paintballing his car.

Yes, I think after a few paintballings of his prize ride he would clue in and pull his head out of his ass long enough to turn down his music.

Yes, I do.

reynold 07-26-2006 07:13 PM

Buy a jar of wasp and throw it on their backyard..

Spunky 07-26-2006 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by reynold
Buy a jar of wasp and throw it on their backyard..

Buy a jar of Wasp? :helpme

Cman 07-26-2006 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swoop
I opened this thread thinking you were going to say:

I wish the neighborhood slut.....would come on over

yeah, i have come to expect that on the internet lol

Vitasoy 07-27-2006 01:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshll
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fuck his giurl and record the sounds...
put it on CS and put the CD in his car unsuspiciously..
then he will blast out you bangin his bird...

haha that's the way to do it :thumbsup

Doctor Dre 07-27-2006 01:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by joshll
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Fuck his giurl and record the sounds...
put it on CS and put the CD in his car unsuspiciously..
then he will blast out you bangin his bird...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Now that'd be some serious classics...

Or just put a big sound system outside and blast it when he comes arround

Fizzgig 07-27-2006 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tdog
I never thought of this. You think this would make someone turn down there music ?

Maybe leave a note before you start paintballing his car.

Write the note on the car, with paintballs.
http://pissyourself.com/smilies/qqb011.gif

Kimo 07-27-2006 03:04 AM

make her into an internet celebrity

justsexxx 07-27-2006 03:18 AM

When the guy is gone, goto the lady, and tell her, you work often at night @home, and want to sleep in the morning, and that her BF wakes you up...

Since you respect her so much, you didn't call the cops, and if she would be so kind to tell it to her BF...

Of course you say, sorry for being such an ass, but I really need my sleep....No hard feelings, feel free to visit me, and have a drink or two...

Okay take care, and have a nice day,

And you give her a big smile and walk away....

martinsc 07-27-2006 03:20 AM

sorry...
i'll turn the music down next time

DEA - banned for life 07-27-2006 04:54 AM

buy your own booming system ....and park in fromt of her house and weird hours of the morning and nite....when she comes out and asks wtf your doing tell her your trying to impress her like her stupid fucking boyfriend...who knows maybe she will give up punami ..and asomething postive will come out of this semi-bad situation

imafuckingaussie 07-27-2006 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by swoop
I opened this thread thinking you were going to say:

I wish the neighborhood slut.....would come on over


Hehe thats what I was thinking :thumbsup


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