Does your woman allow you to do the following
 

Give her a mushroom stamp or do the Chili dog.

If I must explain then I guess the answer is no.

(1.) The Mushroom Stamp = at point of blowing your wad you tap your dick on her forehead which leave a mark like a mushroom.

(2.) Chili dog = you tak a shit on her belly then stick your dick in the shit and rub in it til you blow your load.

:Oh crap

Mine is boring, she is an ex prostitute and when I ask to try something different she always says " been there and done that."

I am thinking of getting a virgin, but I have not been able to find one older than 14:disgust

You could catch a young one and cage it until it's old enough.

http://pissyourself.com/smilies/qqb006.gif

That is just wrong!

No and no

Life is to short or is it your thing that is to short.:helpme

all the time

Goodluck bro!!! :thumbsup

Is she from India?:thumbsup

you got too much time in your hands

I am on Vacation, I am sorry that it is obvious:)

nope, good ole american girl

yes, this is a difficult task to find a virgine...
but i don't think that would make your life more interesting.

chili dog sounds fun