A snarfaruna enters a bar
 

Since there is no such thing as a snarfaruna did you really expect a punch line.

O.k. if you insist = " Don't you know this is a webmasters board? and we don't service your type unless you have cash or free sex":2 cents:

A guy walked into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm. The bartender offers him a drink, he says 'I'll just take one for the road'.

A Ham sandwhich orders a drink and the bartender says I am sorry but we don't serve food here.

"From the Movie Big Bully":helpme