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I'm Thinking About Becoming Catholic
I just read something that changed the way I view Christianity, and Catholocism in particular:
Pope Clement VII issued a holy law in the day that said all that made a pilgrimage to Charroux, France to view the foreskin of thy lord and savior Jesus Christ would instantly be forgiven of all sins and worldly wrong doings and would be guaranteed entry into Heaven. Just think if I because Catholic, all I'd have to do to stay out of hell would be to take a peek a Jesus' genitals every now and then. This sounds like MY KIND OF RELIGION! Why did no one tell me 'bout this? OH: Props to thy gay homosexual of days long gone that was smart enough to hang onto Jebus' foreskin! |
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Jebus is that you? Have you returned?
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I decided not to make any comment on this..
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I'm not making this shit up. I wouldn't joke about something like Jebus' foreskin! http://atheism.about.com/od/aboutjes...lyforeskin.htm |
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fags are not welcome in the catholic church - turn hetero or burn in hell :winkwink: |
might wanna think about that
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Hallelujah! |
Really??? Unbelievable!!! :)
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Jebus says "Check out my tool my son, and you are forgiven" :) |
Fuck the Catholic church. They are nothing but corrupt. They are very rich and they think they can rape little school boys and get away with it because they have so much money.
Their art collection alone is priceless. They literally have an endless amount of resources at their fingertips. Bigger than you can imagine. |
peeping fags :disgust
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dont think of becoming catholic
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this is difficult. i am not catholic.
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