I just got my NEW BOOKS in the mail... yes I DO READ!
 

I ordered Killer Dreams by Iris Johansen, and The Husband by Dean Koontz. I love these authors and will add them to my library of cheasy hardcovers.

Do you want us to congratulate you?

Dean Koontz is a crazy author

T minus until Notabook posts some crazy shit in this thread.

P.S. I liked "Face of Fear" from Koontz

So you want a medal or something?

BTW learn to save money rather than begging for it (you just a made a thread asking for money to buy a new computer and now this...)

I wasn't asking for money, maybe you should read the thread again.

And yes, medals are welcome. :winkwink:

So I thought u were hard up for cash but you got cash to spend on books....

get some real books..
O'Reilly, Coulter, Limbaugh, and Dave Barry are all good authors to start with.

Geez, you folks are not so smart.

First off, I don't NEED money. Extra money/work is nice, yes.

Also, do you realize the exposure I brought to myself with that fun thread?
I knew noone was going to reply seriously, but it would be cool if they did.

Koontz is GARBAGE dude. For real. He hasnt written anything but tripe since Intensity. Even before that his crap was hit and miss.

:thumbsup

I stumbled across a few I really liked.

Good one. :thumbsup


"authors" :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

I just realized I spelled it "cheasy" instead of "cheesy". Maybe I should read the Dr. Seuss books I got for my boy.

The Truth Hurts, in case I misread your post and you were actually serious about considering the ranting of those pathetic hate mongers to be literature worth the time of anyone besides the mentally insane KKK member, here's another book you will absolutely love. This is essentially what Ann Coulter bases her ideology on. You can't read O'Reilly without reading this first.

Of course, if you do actually consider those lunatics authors, I'm sure you have already memorised the book I linked too.

Look up the last author I posted, read some of his books.. then come back with your newly acquired sense of humor.

Either that, or lay off the meth for a couple days, you're way too uptight.

BTW, discounting someones status as an "author" simply because you disagree with what they write about is mildly childish.

you should NOT tell in public you can read or even spell your name, it makes people feel uneasy

Hehe, sad but perhaps true.

I didn't discount them as authors because I disagree with them. I discounted them as authors because they are not authors. They are propaganda agents. They publish hate speech and attempt to incite hatred and violence, usually based on racism. Hemingway was an author. Rush Limbaugh is a drug addicted maniac.

Hrmm.. that sounded a bit hateful. :winkwink:

Factual, the word you're looking for is factual.


Although, if you actually read "books" by the "authors" you mentioned, I'm sure you've never heard this word before.