(PLEASE HELP) Got A Date With Beautiful Chocolate Honey With Triple D Breasts...
 

But I've got gas.....
Ate some milk and cookies early this morning and it's coming back to haunt me

Stomach is really feeling uncomfortable...
I'm not going to be able to enjoy myself...
What should I do?:helpme

Make yourself puke ... you'll feel better.

So you're playing it BVF style now ?

got yerself a hood rat?

GAS-X pills....dayum man...

Black chicks love farts, forget about it.

Thats funny....
you guys been following BVF's blog and lifestyle and have misconstrued that what he does is indicative of the average black man's actions and dealings...

WRONG...
Beautiful Princess is a better word to describe her....
I haven't fucked with low quality females since I was in highschool :winkwink:

Stop posting on GFY and go take a shit.

farting is natural, let'er rip

Eat peanuts

She'll probably just consider it another work hazard.

Tip her a little extra and she won't care.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh I have been in situations like this before you go on a date and your stomach is boiling :1orglaugh :1orglaugh you know if you pass gas its gonna smell bad so you spend the whole night holdin it in

I would take some laxative and clean house:upsidedow