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phypon 07-24-2006 11:38 PM

I'm going to finish 14 beers and 2 packs of cigs...
 
who's with me!?

soulbleed 07-24-2006 11:51 PM

congratulations.

madawgz 07-24-2006 11:53 PM

if i was there with you id help :)

but seriously dont smoke 2 packs of cigs...

i did that once when i was on a continuous 5-day speed roll, and after i finally went to sleep, woke up, i my throat literally felt like an ashtray... :\ i thought i had cancer or something

anywho do what you want

FreeOnes Rory 07-24-2006 11:53 PM

at the same time!? :stoned

UniversalPassLorence 07-24-2006 11:56 PM

I can hang with you with the beers not the cigs:upsidedow

madawgz 07-25-2006 12:01 AM

you alredy passed out on beer #2? :1orglaugh

phypon 07-25-2006 12:01 AM

I enjoy the beer and the cigs way too much. I would like to cut out the cigs soon, but I don't see it happening yet. It's one of those things where you (or at least me) have to WANT to quit, otherwise it is not worth trying because you go backto it.

Does that make sense?

madawgz 07-25-2006 12:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phypon
I enjoy the beer and the cigs way too much. I would like to cut out the cigs soon, but I don't see it happening yet. It's one of those things where you (or at least me) have to WANT to quit, otherwise it is not worth trying because you go backto it.

Does that make sense?

yeah forsure but its not necessary to smoke 2 packs of cigarettes- thats 50 cigarettes in 3-4 hours...

with 14 beer id smoke about 4-5 if i was staying inside and about 15-20 if i was outside :\

Magix 07-25-2006 12:09 AM

he he congrats i want beer too :)

phypon 07-25-2006 12:10 AM

Believe me, I'm not condoning either one. I do enjoy both. I have always been a heavy smoker. I'm trying to put on about 40 or 50 pounds so that I can also be a heavy drinker.

CaptainHowdy 07-25-2006 12:11 AM

Pass the beer !!

phypon 07-25-2006 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy
Pass the beer !!

I only have two left at this point, but you are more than welcome to have one. I always share with fellow drinkers :thumbsup

madawgz 07-25-2006 12:16 AM

cmon phypon you can do it, hit 100 posts tonight!

nAtuRaLbEautY 07-25-2006 12:17 AM

Beer please... :)

phypon 07-25-2006 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by madawgz
cmon phypon you can do it, hit 100 posts tonight!

Thanks madawgz, I'll do my best.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-25-2006 12:20 AM

Aw yes, beer and cigarettes - legal gateway drugs...

http://www.abc.net.au/science/featur...gaddiction.jpg

Now if you were really serious...

http://doblevych.com/images/portfoli...h/marlbeer.jpg

ADG Webmaster

Doctor Dre 07-25-2006 12:25 AM

Good for you... you're the coolest kid in class.

phypon 07-25-2006 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Aw yes, beer and cigarettes - legal gateway drugs...

http://www.abc.net.au/science/featur...gaddiction.jpg

Now if you were really serious...

http://doblevych.com/images/portfoli...h/marlbeer.jpg

ADG Webmaster


That Marlboro beer pic is :thumbsup However, my liking is Newport Lights and Michelob Light bottles.

Sweet pic though.

darnit 07-25-2006 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by phypon
That Marlboro beer pic is :thumbsup However, my liking is Newport Lights and Michelob Light bottles.

Sweet pic though.

So thats like half a pack of smokes and 4 real beers? :error

madawgz 07-25-2006 01:00 AM

http://www.fbi.gov/publications/leb/...b03lebx2x1.jpg

phypon 07-25-2006 01:06 AM

well, only 3 cigs left after this one. I managed to find beer number 15 tucked in the back of the fridge. Somthing called an Old Peculier". It belongs (belonged) to my cousing, tastes like a Bass ale. (Imported by Scottish & Newcastle Importers Co, Imported from England)

Meh...not bad...

phypon 07-25-2006 01:13 AM

OK...I'm drunk now...nuff said

Kimo 07-25-2006 01:57 AM

whos coming with me mannnn!


i'd join you if you replaced beers with jager bombs :)

phypon 07-25-2006 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kimo
whos coming with me mannnn!


i'd join you if you replaced beers with jager bombs :)


well, I now have one cig left and I just found a nip of whiskey on the shelf and have mixed it with coke (a cola). So, I'm fucked pretty soon. *plotting next move*

phypon 07-25-2006 02:20 AM

Ok, last cig and I have to take Bella out to pee. Here is Bella as a young pup, she is now just over 1 year:

http://www.allfuckingporn.com/bella/bella_gfy.jpg

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-25-2006 02:28 AM

Bella now looks more like a rabid Cujo, having inhaled much second hand smoke, and licked up many spilled beers...

ADG Webmaster

themanager 07-25-2006 02:31 AM

Oh your putting poison in your body slow down.

phypon 07-25-2006 02:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude
Bella now looks more like a rabid Cujo, having inhaled much second hand smoke, and licked up many spilled beers...

ADG Webmaster


Ok, I'm on my last cig and I haven't yet found the heart to wake this now 85+ pound puppy who has her head on the pillow on the couch, but that was pretty funny.

Ok, I wake her now. Maybe.

Ok, I wake her, I wake her. I put her oxygen mask on and wake her for pee now.

phypon 07-25-2006 02:32 AM

ps.

I lick up any and all spilled beers!

Lykos 07-25-2006 04:02 AM

i am:)
2 packs a day every day:)

c-lo 07-25-2006 04:28 AM

I drank a few glasses of Jack & Coke if that counts...

Geez, it's 6:24 a.m. Days without sleep are hard. I should be catching some zzz's, but I have trades to set up...so no sleep til my daily goals are met. :)


Good tidings,
c-lo

DEA - banned for life 07-25-2006 06:09 AM

smoke em if ya got em..i am

CamsLord 07-25-2006 06:49 AM

i dont know abou tthe 2packs but beers sounds good!

J. Falcon 07-25-2006 06:53 AM

Sounds like a blast!

MsWild 07-25-2006 03:18 PM

congrats..hehe :D

SweetJeanette 07-25-2006 03:29 PM

I wanna be there :(

Sosa 07-25-2006 03:33 PM

beer good, cigs bad!

Sveindt Beindt 07-25-2006 04:13 PM

14 beer good night

detoxed 07-25-2006 04:13 PM

how long will you be? an hour?

juliocrockett 07-25-2006 04:16 PM

smoking cigarettes is bad for your health.

pole smoking, however, has been proven to work wonders for the skin, digestion, and the general capacity to take possession of men's souls via their life-giving fluids.

:pimp

Stumps 07-25-2006 10:06 PM

good marlborough pic adg, you never fail to deliver the goods

Jimmy The Juggernaut 07-25-2006 10:08 PM

eyo for yayo


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