Dry Jacking Tips, What do you prefer?
 

If only I wrote this useful information... Hope these great tips will help you boys out. :winkwink: (sometimes I receive the strangest emails).

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I thought it was about time that I sent this informative missive to the bunch of jerk-offs, er, metaphorically speaking , of course, who enjoy reading your smut.

I\'m over 40, was married for over 15 yrs so I\'ve got more experience as a jerkoff than some of your subscribers have in living. What it comes down to is that I was tired of having to slather some kind of lub on my dick every time I felt like rubbing one off.

So I\'m thinking/wondering if I can toughen up the skin on my cock just like the skin on my palms thickens up after a few weeks of yard work every Spring. Skin is skin, right, except for the fingerprints. and after 30 years of Jacking, even my pole might have picked up some prints. No?

Anyway, after several weeks of gentle but regular dry jacking, I\'ve found out it IS true: My cock had toughened up enough to dry-jack, as I call it, for over 30 minutes with NO lotion with 30-second cool-downs while I\'m switching hands and positions. I\'m usually lying down with my meat laying down along my leg, not up, so I can support my wrist on my leg. You\'d be surprised how tired it gets after 10 minutes of jacking. Then I use a reverse grip on my dick so I have more contact.

During the first week, go slow or you\'ll rub the skin off your weiner. And don\'t rub it if it\'s sticky with sweat or pre-cum. Dry-jack slow for just a few minutes , then slap the hot meat over the bathroom sink and splash some cool water on it. Then cums the fun part; You should rub some hand lotion on it for a few minutes. Eases the burning, ya\'know. Ya. Anyway, within 2-3 weeks you should be able to dryjack for 20-30 minutes using either hand as they get tired.

And you premature ejaculators should have desensitized your man-meat enough to last long enough to satisfy your g/f, if you ever get one. Don\'t be surprised to find the circumference increases [but not the length]. I actually have a small stretch mark on the head of my pussy-pounder when I pumped on it for a couple of 45-minute sessions.

Now, after about 8 months of dryjacking, my cock feels like I\'m always wearing a rubber. I can\'t cum from jacking anymore unless I\'m using some lub so I\'m free to pound the morning missle for that \'wake-me-up\' feeling. It\'s better than coffee.

And if I don\'t like it, I imagine it\'ll revert to its normal soft skin if I quit dryjacking.

I prefer to get a nice tight grip on it. No friction, let the skin slide along the muscle tissue on the inside. Works just as well, try it.

I prefer to rub it on the floor with my feet as I look at would you hit it threads.

i like it dry and rough

I was cracking up when I got this e-mail this morning. I liked how his e-mail address was related to it, like he is the premier authority on this amazing technique and he wants people to remember that when it comes to dry jacking, he's their man.

I prefer having it slightly moisturized for a more efficient grip and movement. :)

Real men use sandpaper

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I do it dry ;-)

I do this too, never used lube.

oh so dry

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I jacked dry until my 1st encounter with a Fleshlight.. I've never gone back

I use my dog

I know this guy who uses mayonnaise as a lubricant.

is he the cousin of a friend? :winkwink:

:Oh crap :Oh crap

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Ex-boyfriend of an acquaintance.