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ButtUgly-Bertha 07-24-2006 11:56 AM

What does it mean when you wake up dead?
 
Is it good or bad to wake up floating above your own body? The next day I woke up in the Hospital. Was I swept away from my glory or is it that it was not time to go yet?:helpme

polish_aristocrat 07-24-2006 11:57 AM

:eek2 :eek7 :Oh crap :helpme

CaptainHowdy 07-24-2006 12:22 PM

I guess you never saw a zombie flic...

Juilan 07-24-2006 12:23 PM

not a doctor but does the person you sleep with ever say "hey you stopped breathing last night it freaked me out" ???

gimo33 07-24-2006 12:29 PM

how can you wake up when you're dead?.....

Kimo 07-24-2006 12:40 PM

oh dear..... someones been smoking PCP :(

seeric 07-24-2006 12:41 PM

i know sleep paralysis is some scary shit.

MaddCaz 07-24-2006 12:41 PM

dunno what to tell you...

sicone 07-24-2006 12:42 PM

If you wake up dead, you are no longer alive

fallenmuffin 07-24-2006 12:43 PM

I wouldn't mind waking up dead

DEA - banned for life 07-24-2006 01:24 PM

means you went to bed to early

carol.prime 07-24-2006 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sicone
If you wake up dead, you are no longer alive

ABSOLUTELY! :)

BluewireAngie 07-24-2006 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ButtUgly-Bertha
Is it good or bad to wake up floating above your own body? The next day I woke up in the Hospital. Was I swept away from my glory or is it that it was not time to go yet?:helpme

:( FREAKY:Oh crap

StuartD 07-24-2006 01:36 PM

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

MyNameIsNobody 07-24-2006 01:50 PM

lay off the dope.. ^^

ButtUgly-Bertha 07-24-2006 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by StuartD
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I kick myself in the Ass cause I picked up the same hoe at the same bar twice in two weeks:disgust

evildick 07-24-2006 01:53 PM

Reminds me of a scene from Scary Movie:

Mahalik: This morning, he woke up dead!

CJ: How in the hell do you wake up dead?

Mahalik: 'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.

CJ: You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant.

CJ: No, it wouldn't. 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed.

Mahalik: But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place!

CJ: Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man!

ETCKon 07-24-2006 01:59 PM

Thats tough that you got up like that...sometime listening to REM too much does the effect....You should try to practice astralprojections...seriously....it takes six teen minutes to hit the first dreaming state then seven teen minutes to see through the dream then lastly eight teen minutes to recover from the vision.....I feel like awakening up everyday is like waking up from death...

Gee aM I in Films?

BusterBunny 07-24-2006 02:01 PM

once had a mexican gangster tell me to watch my back cause one day i was gonna wake up dead.....soon as he finished his comment he ran his lowrider bike into a curb and ate shit knocking out most of his front teeth..........

Kristian 07-24-2006 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evildick
Reminds me of a scene from Scary Movie:

Mahalik: This morning, he woke up dead!

CJ: How in the hell do you wake up dead?

Mahalik: 'Cause you're alive when you go to sleep.

CJ: You're telling me you can go to bed dead and wake up alive?

Mahalik: You can't go to bed dead! That shit would be redundant.

CJ: No, it wouldn't. 'Cause you can go to bed and not be dead, and you can die but not be in a bed.

Mahalik: But you are in a bed, man. That's how you wake up dead in the first place!

CJ: Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man!

:1orglaugh

SweetJeanette 07-24-2006 02:08 PM

Ok, I'm confused. :uhoh

Btw, you do know that whatever drug your on, you should be sharing, right? :winkwink:

ButtUgly-Bertha 07-24-2006 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MeNiceGirl
Ok, I'm confused. :uhoh

Btw, you do know that whatever drug your on, you should be sharing, right? :winkwink:

The drug is called boredom, It is not recommended:1orglaugh

Antonio 07-24-2006 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ButtUgly-Bertha
The drug is called boredom, It is not recommended:1orglaugh

haha, I start weird threads when I'm bored too

reynold 07-24-2006 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ButtUgly-Bertha
Is it good or bad to wake up floating above your own body? The next day I woke up in the Hospital. Was I swept away from my glory or is it that it was not time to go yet?:helpme

Yes, boredom terribly sucks.. :Oh crap

ProducerCashDave 07-24-2006 06:36 PM

http://www.esse.ou.edu/~cwaller/204_mkaymackey.JPG

MrJackMeHoff 07-24-2006 07:23 PM

Megadeth - Wake up dead

BoyAlley 07-24-2006 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadBoy_Dave

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

J. Falcon 07-24-2006 07:37 PM

I use to go out with a girl who had the happen to her all the time. She said the only way she could avoid it was by falling asleep with the TV on. She us to see very strange things in her dreams. I loved her but that freaked me out.

nAtuRaLbEautY 07-25-2006 01:26 AM

Scary!!! I don't want that to happen. :)


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